Duniya Ki Sabse

Duniya Ki Sabse
Duniya Ki Sabse Slippery City Kaun Si Hai???

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Ohoooooo...

Its Greece.
  

May, 17 2010     115 chars (1 sms)     3090 views       Funny

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Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH
sTuDeNt:MiSs aP nE kAL MuJhE caLL KyOn Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se?

TeAcHeR:Mai Ne To Koi CaLL NaHi Ki

StuDnT:tO pHir mErE mObiLe pE KyOn LiKhA ThA 1 MisS caLL
Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana
1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia


"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"
''Heer : Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gayi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...


Raanjha : To Main Kon Sa
UBL mein Manager Lag Gaya Hoon...
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim, agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil, aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun peeche chale to zan mured, aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous, agar kuch na kahe to beghairat, agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara, ghar mein rahe to nakara, bachon ko dantay to jabir, na dantay to laperwah, aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos, na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
Haaye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan.
Me teri Yaad me ban gaya baraf ka gola,

Me teri yaad me ban gaya baraf ka gola,

Aur tu bolti hai k Thanda Matlab "Coca Cola" ;->
Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??





2negroes Wearin Black Suit

Standin Infront F A White Wal

N Asking 4

a Color Phtograph


Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?

Mehman:thanda or garam dono!

Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->
I live by Faith, not by my sight.So whether i See u! or not,
Iknow U R still the same :)
A sweet old friend of mine....
With no chance of improvement! =)
Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man


A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
A man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn''t marry.... ;-