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Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
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Søn:Yes Papa . .!
Father:Wht?
Son:Kitab Kholna. .
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May, 17 2010
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Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man
Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
A man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn''t marry.... ;-
Aik Bad News..
Aik Bad News..
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Aap Kabhi Maa/Baap Nahi Bun Sakte..
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy says, thanks for the warning!
pathan 7 t.v
# Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya
Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga
Santa Banta
Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
Why Is A River Rich?
Why Is A River Rich?
Bco Z It Has Two Banks!!
Phatan:
Phatan:
Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye.
Sales Man:
Magr Computer M In Ka Kya Kaam.
Phatan:
Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay . :->
Your girlfriend is:
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
train se yaad aya...
train se yaad aya...
train se yaad aya...
[remembered from train...]
train se yaad aya...
o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam.....;->
Aye load shedding kerne walo,
Aye load shedding kerne walo,
Baat hai bilkul saadi,
Jese jese barhy ga andheera,
Wese wese barhy gi aabadi.
Question To Pathan:
Question To Pathan: In Which State Ganga Flows?
Pathan: Liquid State.
Audience: Clapped.
Man Was Shocked.Turned Behind & Found Da Audience,All Were Pathan.
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
chal tu mar ja ta k waja hee khatam ho jaye.
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