A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His Wife Yelled: "How Would You Feel If You Don't See Me For Two Days?" The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: 'That Would Be Great'! Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her...... Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too..... On Thursday His Swelling Became Better And Now He Could See Her From The Corner Of One Eye... =P
Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..
Pathan phone pe wapda waly se: Janaab thori dair k liye light to band kijiye. . . . WAPDA wala:Q sir ? . . . Pathan:Wo yara humara dimagh mein ek naya Gaali aaya hai wo apko dena hai.
