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"Asif Ali Zardari"
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May, 13 2010
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Oper se gussa aur DIL me pyar krte ho
Oper se gussa aur DIL me pyar krte ho
Nazrain choraty ho DIL beqrar Kartay ho
Lakh Chupalo dunya se MUJHE sab pata hai
tum roz mere SMS ka intazaar krte ho . . . ;->
Sentence With a Direct Object
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.
Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.
Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?
Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
can u give one word in english...
can u give one word in english...
for the phrase.."Apne kiye pe paani pher na...!!"
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its so simple...
the word is
"FLUSh
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
"MilNay Ka Wada Un K Mun Sy Nikal to Gya...
"MilNay Ka Wada Un K Mun Sy Nikal to Gya...
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Poocha Jaga To Hans K Kaha Kwaab me Aajana..
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(',')dekha kitni
<))\funter
_l?bachi hy yaar..
din raat sms kr kr k
Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU,
Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon... ;->
pakistani m0vies fl0p q h0ti hyn
Pakistani m0vies Fl0p Q h0ti hYn?
Bec0z j0 Act0r Hain Wo Hak0mat Sanmbhal k Bethay hYn.
Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?
Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy
Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga
"Aap Ki Kahani Humarai Zabani"
"Aap Ki Kahani
Humarai Zabani"
Aap k Paas Dimagh Hy
Chalta Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy
Aap Smart Hyn,
Koi Manta Nhi Alag
Baat Hy
Aap Ameer Hyn,
Kanjus Hyn Wo Alag
Baath Hy
Aap Shareef Hyn,
Laagte Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy
Aap Paas Cell Fone Hy
Call Nhi Krte Alag
Baat Hy
Kafi Izzat Hy Aap Ki
Koi Krta Nhi Ye Alag
Baat Hy ... ;-
''Can A Kangaroo Jump
''Can A Kangaroo Jump
Higher Than A Effiel Tower?
Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump''
Bhengi Wife:
Bhengi Wife: Suno G Meri Aankhain Kajol Se ilti Hyn Na . . . ? ? ?
Husband: Tap K !
Kambakht Teri Aankhain Aapas Main nahi Milti
Kajol Se Kia Milengi . . . ;->
Lawyer 2 sardar:
Lawyer 2 sardar: Gita pe hath rkh k kho k jo b khogay sch sch khogay..
Sardar ji: Sita pe hath rkha tha to court bulalia..ab Gita pe...;-)
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