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Funny
A Sweet Story
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said
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Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha
Already physics main supply hai
  

Aug, 29 2011     305 chars (2 sms)     2681 views       Funny

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Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Sotay Me..

Ho Ho...

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Ne Sotay Me...

Kisi Kuttay Ko Mar Diya JOOTA,,,,

"BUSH" Ke Dohkay Me..!!
My Thumb Never Pains
While Typing Sms For U
But My Heart Beats Keep Increasing
Untill I See "Sms Delivered To U"
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Nahi Tou Paise Waste Ho Jayenge Na . . . ;->
Phatan train me su su kr k aya
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BV:
Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
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Phatan:
Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”
Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..
Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?
Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh
Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
k Liye Khulos Se Dua
Krta Hy
Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me
Qubool Hoti Hy !

ALLAH Karey Teri Shaadi
Ho Jaye ;->
What''s the name of the girl who is Small and has a Small Heart??
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"Asha"





Coz...
Dil Hai Chota Sa ...Choti Se Asha*
If u don’t have a gf/bf, don’t have a nice job, don’t like partying & dancing, just have a boring life, then don’t worry just log on to
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Sunday mean

S=Sote raho

U=Utho der se

N=Nachte raho

D=Dekhte raho TV

A=Aram hi Aram karo

Y=Yaad karo sirf humain hii

So njoy ur SUNDAY ;->
Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya-
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1 pizza,1 plate biryani,1 plet rasmlai, bhej do.
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Hotel- Kiske naam par bheje SIR?
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Bhikari-Allah ke naam par!!
If Gal Vomits, Her Parents Asks-Kon Tha Wo

Kamina?

If Boy Vomits-Kamine,

Kahan Pikar Aya He?

MORAL:No Mattr Who Vomits,

Boys R Alwys Kamina