A Sweet Story Once a girl asked a boy: Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc. But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why? Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said . . . Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha Already physics main supply hai
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?
Mujrim,
Aik Mob Nokia N73
5 Karror Rupay
Apki Beti Se Shadi,
USA Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Hanimon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
