A Sweet Story Once a girl asked a boy: Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc. But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why? Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said . . . Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha Already physics main supply hai
''kash tum BAKRI hote,
hum tume GHAS khilate or pyar se tumare SING
hilate or puchte msg bhejne me
kanjus kon tu ya main?
to tum pyar
se bolte MAI..MAI..MAI''
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
