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May, 20 2010
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bachhe ko pdhaya kre
Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..
Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...
Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?
Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?
Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao
Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo
Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro
Phir
Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PAKOREY Banao . . . ;->
An important msg 4 U
An important msg 4 U
I promise to my Allah that I''ll send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thank''s..
Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden
Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon Wali Larki Ko Kahan Se Bithaya?
Drive: Sir Ap Gussa Mt Hon Mai Abi Batata Hun
Malik: Koi Zaroorat Nhi Tm Bs Mera Taaruf Krwa Do
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agar i ha to TOILET jao shor ku macha rahy ho
Subha SMS Shaam
Subha
SMS
Shaam
SMS
Din main
SMS
Raat main
SMS
Ghar main
SMS
Office main
SMS
Jeena
SMS
Marna
SMS
Akhir kiya hai ye SMS..?
S=SUB
M=MIL ker
S=SOCHO........... ;->
ustad agar me tmha
Ustad : Agar Me Tmhary Walid Ko Rs 5000 Dun
Un Ko 2000 Ki Zarurat Ho To
Kitne Wapas Mil Jange?
Student :1 B Nhi
Ustd : Hisab Nhi Janty
Student : Ap Mere Baap Ko Nahi Jante..
jisko jitni sugar chahiye ho
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.
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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
Subha Teri , Shaam MEri ho
Subha Teri , Shaam MEri ho
Din Tera , Raat meri Ho
Hasi Teri , Udasi Meri Ho
Or Jab Maut ay to Dost
Kabar Teri ,
Fawad Kumzurf
Ohello
Teri Ho Meri q Ho? :)
What do you do
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka
teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka
pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.
A Boy Going In Car.
A Boy Going In Car.
Suddenly He Saw A Girl Lying
In The Middle Of Road.
He Came Out And..
To Be Continued..
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