Think Big.. Think Smart..

Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think Beautiful..
Think Great..
I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut...
Just Think about me..

May, 24 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2645 views Funny

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Munna Bhai:

Munna Bhai: Abe circut ,Ye Bata , Ager Bina daaton ka kutta kate tu kya karnay ka ?
circuit: Simple bhai... bolay tuu... Bina sui k 14 injections :D

i believe u have cli

I believe u have climbed high mountains, walked on thorny paths, sailed on the raging seas and took a ride on dangerous highways.

C''mon let''s face it; Your God - Jehova has always been faithful all the way. Enjoy your day, you are worth it.

Happy Birthday.

Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?

Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?

Nahee pata to mein batata hoon.

Hamara pyar aur ziada Mazboot ho jata.

Kaisey?

Sunno, Tum Haseen mein Jamil

to jab b log hamein dekhtey wo kehtey

"Haseen O Jamil"

Girl to Boy

Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?

Boy!

Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,

Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)

Kisi nay dil badal liya,

Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE

mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE

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DeKhA Aap BhI MeRe JazBaat NaHi

SaMaJh PaAye ;->

Frnds I''m Collecting

Frnds I''m Collecting
Quaid’s Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or1000 Rupees Note

secret of living happily

The secret of a happy married life...
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Oye,

hoye,

Sadqe jaun

shadi hui ni or secret janne ki itni bechaini??

Son:Mujhe circus dekhna ha

Son:Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa:I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki chote-2 kapdo me
cheete pe sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hai,
kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha

Mod... Obedient...

Mod...
Obedient...
Neat...
Kind...
Elegant...
Young...

Hey! thats me.
Don"t be sad, even ur name is there,

Read the 1st letter of Every Word...

Sardar joined new job.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye

Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.

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