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Just Think about me..
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May, 24 2010
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Three ways to catch a tiger:
Three ways to catch a tiger:
1.NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch you
and catch the tiger.
2.EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,
then catch it.
3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat and beat it
until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!
Salesman :
Salesman : This computer will cut your workload by 50%
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Sardar G:: That''s great, I''ll take two of them. ;->
Jise hum dekh kar jeetay Thay,
Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,
wah wah wah
Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,
Nasir
Woh log aakhon se oojal ho gaye hein,
khan bahi...->
Naisir
Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
She Wants To Kiss U On The Phone. . . "
Boss: "I''m Busy. . . .
U May Take The Message & Pass It On To Me, Later. . . " ;->
chanda
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
Girl To Her Boy Friend :
Girl To Her Boy Friend :
Darling, Do You Know,
Handsome n Smart Boys Always
Get Stupid Girl Friends ... !!!
Boy :
Thankx For The Compliment , Darling ...
PAkiSTAN nE 191 SCoRE kAr k ChAmATkAAr kAr diA,
PAkiSTAN nE 191 SCoRE kAr k ChAmATkAAr kAr diA,,
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Ph¡r b AuSTrALiA nE UskA BALADKAR kAr diA.. ;->
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha
Husband: You know,
Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me
Khub surat pholon mai,
Khub surat pholon mai,
Haseen wadiyon mai,
Dil kash bagon mai,
Aap jesa
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1 kierra zaror hota hai.
''A study has proved
''A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!''
Molvi;muje wife k liya brazier chahiay.
Molvi;muje wife k liya
brazier chahiay.
Shopkeeper;size kai hai?
Molvi ;size to maloom nahi, per us k purani brazier se meri 2 topiy ban gai hain.->
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