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Think Smart..
Think Positive..
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Think Great..
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Just Think about me..

May, 24 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2804 views Funny

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punjab coventon ki kamyaabi k baad

Punjab Coventon ki kamyaabi k baad MQM k leaders k naye naam:

Choudry Haider Abbas Rizvi

Faisal Butt Subzwari

Rauf Gujjar Siddiqui

Mian Farooq Sattar

Shaikh Waseem Akhtar

Rana Babar Gouri

Syed Mustafa Kamal Gillani . . . ;->

~ A d v i c e ~

~ A d v i c e ~

" The Way

To Become

Famous Fast

Is To

Throw A Brick

At Someone

Who Is Famous ... " ;->

''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”''

aap sherwaani main aik dam

Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...

Wo bare piyar se
boli....

Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->

Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.

Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->

''Samandar k Kinare Baitha Hon FARAZ!

''Samandar k Kinare Baitha Hon FARAZ!

Kabhi na Kabhi to Leher Aaye Gi

Qismat Badle ya Na Badle

Kam az Kam

Chappal to Dhul Jayegi. :-)''

1 Krayedar Ne Raat 1:00

1 Krayedar Ne Raat 1:00 Pm Bje Malak Mkan Ka Door Khtkhtaya

Or Kaha K Me 5 Month Ka Kraya Ada Nhi Kr Skta.

Malak Mkan Ne Kaha K Ye Baat To Tum Mujhe

Morning Bhi Bta Skte The.

Krayedar Ne Kaha Mene Socha

K Is Tenshion Me

Akela Hi Kyun Jagta Rahun.

Q:Why was the ghost arrested?

Q:Why was the ghost arrested?
A:Because it had no haunting license!!''

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Cricket has reached

Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..

mein b katrina ko b ly aaon

Shoaib malik sania mirza se shadi kr k pakistan la raha hai..

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mein b soch raha hun k ab katrina ko b ly aaon... ;->

kia tum pakeeza mohabat par

LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?

LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...=P:-P;->

Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna

Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna
Meri umar beet jaye parhtay parhtay

Boy:
(i=0i>xE''I1i+:e_y#a#>#"e!%; =*?#@?w@''e*,e(p+>i*Le sajni ab parh ;)

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