Think Big.. Think Smart..

Think Big.. Think Smart..
Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think Beautiful..
Think Great..
I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut...
Just Think about me..
  

May, 24 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     1961 views       Funny

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Zindagi main 1 baat hamesha yaar rkhna
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Train kabhi puncture nai hoti....

Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...


Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->
Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???



Socho....



maa badaulat!
>> "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
>> violin after the operation?"
>> "yes of course...."
>> "Great ! i never could before"
Aam logon ko bewaqoof bananein k boht saarey tareeqey hotey hein laikin kya app ko pata hai k Sardaron ko Bewaqoof bananye ka koi tareeqa naheen!


Wajah mein batata hoon,

"kyun k wo to pehley sey hee hotey hein"
1 Chota Munna Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chaiye?
Tofy
Bikit
Chps?
Munna: Nhi Tuch Nhi
Bash Ait Nya Conekshn Taiye,Jong Ka
Zrore to nai kahdun SMS sy dastan apni<

Ye lo no.03343004071-zaban or bh hoti hy azhr tamna ki
Cool Sign

In the front of

Yard Of A

Funeral Home ...












Please Drive Carefully
We''ll Wait ... =P ;)
Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.


Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,


You Start It First.
Look outside It''s sp pleasant !
Sun smiling 4 you..
Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them
All to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay,

Kisi ko satanay ki B had hoti Hay,

Sms bhejnay ki koshish karo yaar,

Muft k sms parhnay ki B had oti a
Frz karo
Pervez Musharaf
Shukat Aziz
Altaf Husain
Benazir
Nwaz Sharif
1 kishti me sawar ho Or kashti doob jaeTo kon bache ga?

GUESS
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PAKISTAN