Think Big.. Think Smart..

Think Big.. Think Smart..
Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think Beautiful..
Think Great..
I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut...
Just Think about me..
  

May, 24 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2324 views       Funny

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Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Sayanein kehndey nein," pehley Tolo tey fer bolo".



Menu hun tussi dasso banda har wailey trakdeee ley k tey naeen na phir sakda.
''A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!''
What is the height of kind heartedness?

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Its "me" messaging u

inspite of d busy schedule!
In akhon se sapne churaya na karo

Hamari DOSTi ko azmaya na karo

Tumhare aik sms k badle 100 calls kar doon

Par shart ye hy k tum fone uthaya na karo.

New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations



Eid holidays



Winter holidays


And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
Shohr:Bagum mera fon ho tou keh dena k gar pe nh

Bagum:helo! Mere shohr gar mein hen

shohr:meine kaha tha keh deina gar pe nh hen

Bagum: G wo fone mera aya tha
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->


ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!

Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!