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Think Big.. Think Smart..
Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think Beautiful..
Think Great..
I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut...
Just Think about me..
  
May, 24 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     3171 views       Funny

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A Poster on TV
A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!
A Man Has A Crow . . .
A Man Has A Crow . . .
Who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers . .
What Does He Call It. . . ???







Any Guesses








Don’t Know









He Calls It







My-Crow-Soft . . . ;->
Every Woman Is Wrong
V e r y
T r u e ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,
Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,


Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC . . . /:-)
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...




He Is Probably Selling



Something


















That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
There is a ruler named
There is a ruler named Aman Singh who is a playboy. He decides to have only women in his city and that too, under the name "Shanti Devi."

To bolo Aman Singh ke city ka anthem kya hai?!

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Socho, socho!!

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-Nahin pata... arey zor daalo na!

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"yeh sheher hai AMAN ka... yahan ki fiza hai nirali... yahan pe sab SHANTI SHANTI hai"
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,


kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,

uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha
Height Of Smartness. . . . .
Height Of Smartness. . . . .

Professor: Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . .



Student: Are You Sure Sir. . . ?
''hum gaye the gar un
''hum gaye the gar un k ye khne k dil se dil milalo..
nikli uski ami..maine kaha anti taliban wale aarahe hain cable catwa do....
A lawyer saw an
A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.
SHALWAR bandhane k lye
Teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q banaya hy.???

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Pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D
husband gifted his wife
A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace

and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!

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Because that was the DEAL ..!

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