Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think Beautiful..
Think Great..
I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut...
Just Think about me..
Raja Pervaiz Ashraf:
Yaar mujhey Mother''s Day pe koi Message nhi aaya?
Secretary: Sir, Pakistan me jub Light jati hai,
Log aap ki Maa ko hi yaad kertey hain :D
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|
New Punishment for mobile uSers.
Misscall K Liye Jail,
Message k Liye Phansi,
Call k Liye Umer Qaid,
tum Fikar Na Karo B''coz Kanjoosi k liye 1 Lakh inaam Hai !!
