defeating or beating me

defeating or beating me


If
You
Even
Dream
Of
Defeating Or Beating
Me ...
You
Better
Wake Up
n
Apologize ..

I''ll Forgive ... Coz
M Humble Na ... ;)
  

May, 05 2010     143 chars (1 sms)     2204 views       Funny

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MORTEIN.... ;->
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Pathan: Selling G.S.K.


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Dabbey mai cake
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memon Na ban!!!
SMS bhej :-
Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)
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