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1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue
1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue
"Hamen Vote Do,
Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To
"Govt."
Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.
Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe
Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe dance aur paisa acha lagne laga he.
Kia me jawan ho gya hun?
Dr: Nahi, Tumhe jo dil lagaya he wo Khusray ka ha.
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pathan cought cheating
1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:
Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.
Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,
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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
pota apne dada se hanste hue
Pota Apne Dada Se Hanste Hue Poochta Hai
Pota: Dadaji, Aap Ke Saare Daant Hain,
Lekin Daadi Ji Ke Ek Bhi Nahi, Aisa Kyun?
Dada: Beta Baat Aisi Hai,
Main Doodh Bahut Peeta Tha Aur
Teri Daadi Ganna Bahut Choosti Thi.
Samjhdar Like Kare
Happy mirasi day :)
Happy mirasi day
:)
Ye msg usko bhejo jo apki nazr mein dunya ka sb se bara mirasi ho.
Mene to bhej dia ha.ab mujhy send kr k mirasio wali harkat mat karna :)
Sawan Ki Thandi Raato''n Main
Sawan Ki Thandi Raato''n Main
Rimjhim Kerti Barsato''n Main
Main Aksar Socha Kerta Hoon
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Main Kehrey Passay Javaan
Main Manji Kithey Daavan ... ;->
One There Was A
One There Was A Mirrow Dat Used To Kill Liars....
FRENCH : i think, I Dont smoke..
(KILLED)
American : I Think, I Love Iraq.
(KILLED)
SARdar : I think....
(KILLED)
Us Ne Aik Pal Bhi
Us Ne Aik Pal Bhi Meri Masomiat Na Daikhi Pappu ...
Bus Pakra Aur 250 Ka Chalaan Kaat Dia ... ;->
Hello JAn|x . .
Hello JAn|x . . .
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Jagte Raho . . .
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Sardar 2 his wife
Sardar 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!
Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,
SArdar: Tu tension na ley,
...mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai:
attitude personified
To Be Great
Is To Be Misunderstood ...
And
I m Always Misunderstood
Therefore
I m Great ... =P ;)
~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~
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