jahaz tofan me ghir

jahaz tofan me ghir

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?

A man raisd hand

CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->
  

May, 06 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     3763 views       Funny

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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.

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Pappu: Pata nahi.
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Because it was dead. . . ;->