Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.
While selling Parachute: Plane se kudo button dabao aur aap zameen par safely land!
Customer: Agar parachute na khula to?
Sardaar: Oh ji, paise waapas!
B careful!
1Unkown No Se Apko sms Aa Sakta Hy
Jis Se Screen Pe Meri Foto A Jye Gi Plz Dekhe Bina Delete Kr Dain QK Pehle He Aadha Karachi Dewana Ho Chuka Hy ;->
