jahaz tofan me ghir

jahaz tofan me ghir

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?

A man raisd hand

CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->
  

May, 06 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     3562 views       Funny

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apsa koi haseen
Dilruba o Dil nasheen


Apsey pehley kaheen





















hum ney dekhey hein kayeen
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with
his inside outside his inside inn.
Andhi Chlay To Sab Se Pehlay Kya Hota Hai?


Ankhain Band H0ti Hain.


Na


Darwazay Bajtay Hain,


Na.



LOG Munh Per R0mal Rakhtay Hyn


Na. . .



Comm0n Sense
Yaar



"LIGHT JATI HAI"


Happy Aandhi Night




sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->

Lati Hy
"Mohabbat"
Judaai Main Rung



















16 Da
"Haleeb"
Tey 12 Da
"Tarang" ... ;->
Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl... April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll
Will you marry Me...!

















Aisa Mere Papa Ne Meri Mama Ko Bola Tha...!
Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl feirnd..
But wht about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher..!!
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack
A Gun Can Kill Sum1

Fire an Burn Sum1

Wind Can Chill

Anger Can Rage Till
It Tears You Apart

But

Power Of Ur Smile Can Heal
A Frozen Heart ..

KeEp iNg
I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.