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jahaz tofan me ghir
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jahaz tofan me ghir
jahaz tofan me ghir
Jahaz tofan me ghir gya
CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?
A man raisd hand
CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->
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PAthAn 2 BosS
PAthAn 2 BosS: MErE GhAr 12wAn BAchA pedA hoNE wALA hy
LihAzA MEri TAnkhwAh bArhAi jAyE!
BoSS: YAAr MEri bAAt suNo MAiN ApNi FActory ChALAon yA TuMhAri... ;->
Kehdo un pharno walo say
Kehdo un pharno walo say,
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kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
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jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
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utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy
BALOCHI KI NIYAT!!
BALOCHI KI NIYAT!!
Main Niyat karta hoon 2 punjabi marane ki ,
6 rocket fire farz ,
wasatay Bugti Uncle ke ,
Muu mera kohloo sharif ki taraf
is qadar hum ny udhaar khaya hy pappu
Is qadar hum ny Udhaar khaya hy paPpu..!
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Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain.... ;->
Luv will fly if held
Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I''m still keeping you or I''m letting go...
''Molvi taqreer krty howy
''Molvi taqreer krty howy
Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen
ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?
Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?
Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...
Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao
Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya
teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?
Wo bola:
"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}
Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko
Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko
Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha :
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Send Ker Do , Humara
Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy" ;->
teacher dunya ka p
Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?
Pappu: Hazrat Adam!
Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?
Pappu: Pakistani..
Teacher: Woh kese?
Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..
Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!
Attendence
Attendence..
Pappu
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Bablu
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Tinku
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Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
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Pehle chitthi ke badle taar ata tha
1 bulave pe mera yaar aata tha
Ab padh kr delete karte hai mere sms
kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha
BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar
BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Thha, Muze Nhi Lagta Hamari Shadi ho Payegi.
GrlFrnd: Kyon Mere Papa se Mile Kya?
BoyFrnd:Nahi Tumhari Bahen Se
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