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jahaz tofan me ghir
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jahaz tofan me ghir
jahaz tofan me ghir
Jahaz tofan me ghir gya
CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?
A man raisd hand
CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->
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the office boy enters boss''s office
the office boy enters boss''s office
i think its ur phone sir
boss- how do u know??
well a voice said
is that you, u old fool.
Ek bari ek bhikhari
Ek bari ek bhikhari Santa ko kehta k bhagwaan ke naam pe kuch dede..Santa ne apni cycle bahar nikali aur usko.
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Cycle pe "JHOOTHE" dene lagg gaya--..
jo mujhay abhi msg na beje wo....?
jo mujhay abhi msg na beje wo....?
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Wo thori dair baad b bhej sakta hai, koi tension nahi!!!!
Arz kia ha
Arz kia ha
sMs dosto ko itne kiye k jeet gaye sMs ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehnay, laga,
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No sPace
No sPace
. . .. . .Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .
Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .
Jo Humare Nau-Jawano Ko Tabah Ker Rahi Hai . . .
Aao Mil K Is Lanat Ka Khatima Karen . . .
1 Packet Aap Khatam Karo
1 Packet Hum Khatam Kerte Hain . . . ;->
Din Main 5 SmS,
Din Main 5 SmS,
Raat Main 10 SmS,
Haftay Main 200 SmS,
Month Main 1000 SmS,
Mujhay Bhej Kar
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil Karain..
"SHUKRIYA" ;->
IN Frenc
IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"
1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya
1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya . . .
Pathan Se Kisi Ne Poocha : Khan Sahab Kia Hua ?
Khan Replied: PAPER WEIGHT Se Kell Thonk Raha Tha . . . Hum Ko Kisi Ne Kaha KHOPRI Istimal Karo . . . ;->
jab se Parvez Masharaf sadar bana hey.
jab se Parvez Masharaf
sadar bana hey.
myri os se nahi banti hey es lia na wo mojee msg karta hey na mey os ko
sms karta hou.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
''Jo log garm pani m ''
''Jo log garm pani m ''Elfy'' dall k nehatey hain
"Faraz"
Wo log kabhi toot k bikhra nhi krtay
The New England
The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!
" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
;->
''Mere Kitne SMS mile?
''Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha -
DHISHKYOUN!''
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