jahaz tofan me ghir

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?

A man raisd hand

CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->

May, 06 2010 175 chars (2 sms) 2935 views Funny

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what kind of car dr

What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?

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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge ... ;->

Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Of c0urse U kn0w the first 0ne :)

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Its keeping ur m0uth shut !! :D

''MUNNA BHAI

''MUNNA BHAI

abay sarkit
ye beta
agar bina daaton kay kutta katy to kya kerny ka

SARKIT

simple bhai
boly to
bina sui k 14 injection lagany ka...''

Please Drive Carefully

Cool Sign

In the front of

Yard Of A

Funeral Home ...

Please Drive Carefully
We''ll Wait ... =P ;)

Pyar-Pyar-Pyar

Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar

Dekha ?

Kitna
''PYAR''-Bhra
Msg Bheja AapKo!

Kisi 0r Ne Kabi Beja Kya

"Golden Words"

"Golden Words"

Agar tum jisay pasnad kartay ho usse na pa sako tou

''LANAT HAI TUM PE''

Aik jagah se

Husban: Darling! tum mujhe aik jagah se boht achi lagti ho.

Wife(khush ho k): Kahan se?

Husband: dooooooooooooor se...

Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan

Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai

Pani Puri wale k paas.

Memon K Ghar Guest Aye

Memon K Ghar Guest Aye

Bivi Ne Kaha.

Jao Mehmano K Liye Kuch Le Kar Aao

Memon Bahar Gaya Aur TAXI Le Aya! ;->

Yesterday whole night i was thinking about only U...

Yesterday whole night i was thinking about only U...
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Today i was
thinking of V
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2nite i wil definitely think about..
W,X,Y&Z...hehehe!!!

3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.

3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.
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Raat Bhar Wo i Nhi

Raat Bhar Wo i Nhi

Hum Hila Hila Ker So
Gaye;

Jo i Nhi Light Thi,

Aor

Jo Hila Rahay Thy Wo
Pankha Tha,

Tum bi na yar kya kya
Sochtay ho?

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jahaz tofan me ghir

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