My Eyes – Miss U

My Eyes – Miss U

My Eyes – Miss U





My Feelings – Loves U





My Mind – Calls U




My Life Is U






I’ll Die Widout U



I love U





“Aisa Teri Waali Mujhe Bholti Hai.” Sambhaal Us ko........ :p
  

May, 21 2010     223 chars (2 sms)     2588 views       Funny

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Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay

Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
There is nothing to read in this msg.






U still coming down? ? ?




Jahila tenu punjabi ch e dasna paina a.

Es msg ch kuj v nai likhya parhan vastay.. ;->


Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay.

Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.

Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC.

Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay. :-)
Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P


Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D
aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay


atay thay

jaisay kisi nay tumari khoprii pai

pestol rahki hoi hai



or tumsay sms karwa raha hai
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mager ab lagta hai jaisay goli maar di hai

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->
Raat ko ek larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia , car kareeb aa ke ruki tu larki boli " i am sorry main samjhi taxi hai"
car wala bola " main bhi yehi samjha tha
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..
Having A Girl Friend Is Like "Playing Cards". . .

U Need HEART To LOVE Her

A CLUB To TAKE Her

A DIAMOND To GIFT Her

&

A SPADE To Burry Her . . . :-P

Histry of Pakorey
Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls
Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..


Jab Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo
Kac''che The To Baloach
Bola






"PAKO REY" .. ;)
Ek din milla wo mujh say,

Bujha bujha sa
Jhuka jhuka sa
Udasiyoun main
Racha bassa sa ....

Jo main nay poochha..
Udaas kyon ho..?

Jhuka ke palkain ,

Chupa ke chehra ,

Laga wo kehnay ,

Ammi ne chamat mara hai... =P ;->