My Eyes – Miss U

My Eyes – Miss U

My Eyes – Miss U





My Feelings – Loves U





My Mind – Calls U




My Life Is U






I’ll Die Widout U



I love U





“Aisa Teri Waali Mujhe Bholti Hai.” Sambhaal Us ko........ :p
  

May, 21 2010     223 chars (2 sms)     2197 views       Funny

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Din ko chain nai
raat ko aaram nai
G na lage kahi.
Kya yahi pyaar hah??









Yeh to garmi ki
shuruwat hai
nahana suru karo.
Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet

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.

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Order Double Cheese Burgers

Larg Fries

And

A Diet Coke ... ;)


Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...





Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)
Q: What is smaller than an Ant''s dinner ?




















A: An Ant''s mouth . . . ;-
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.
Sharminda tab nahi hotay


jab Zuban se buri BAAT nikal jaye



aur sharminda ham tab b nahi hotey


jab Dil se kisi ki YAAD nikal jaye



Aray Sharmindagi to tab hoti hai hamain


Jab shaadi mein khamoshi ho or Zor se PAAD nikal jaye.
) '' (
/ )..)..poooon..
L_/_/,
"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U''ll find al frns behind u!
Fact of classroom:

Jab professor apko class se bahr nikale

TO SAMAJ LO K TARAKI KR RHE HO.

He might be afraid dat u know more than him...!!
shakalaka baby

shakalaka baby

kapade dhoye dhoby....

shakalaka baby

shakalaka baby

hum sab khaye gobi......;->
We Have Been Listening :

"Practice Males Perfect ... "

But

Also That Too :

"Nobody is Perfect ... "






So














"What Is The Point Of Practicing ..." ;->
The Devils Challenged The Angels To A Game Of Cricket.

We Have Got All The Cricketers,

Said The Angels.

Devils : No Problem We Have Got All The Umpires! :-)
Bari shidat se intazar hai us sawal ka


jis k jawab me hum kahein
Qabool hai
qabool hai
qabool hai