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May, 18 2010     109 chars (1 sms)     2075 views       Funny

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1 din pathan ne 2 wazoo kiyey
tu molvi sahab ne pocha k tum ne 2 wazoo kiu kiyey....
pathan : ta k 1 toot jaye tu 2 kamm aye

hahahah....
Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
This msg is strictly for cute and charming people only...Since u accidently recieved msg. We deeply apologise for the disturbance due to technical error;-)
Sardar : Was thinking .
Sardarni : Kya soch rahe ho?
Sardar : ye START TV walo ko pata kaise chalta hai
Sardarni :Kia?
Sardar : yehi k " Ap dekh Rahy hain STAR PLUS " !
GALS look beautiful, not coz of make up o attitude...!

its just dat BOYZ ave good imginations!!

Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam Na Kia Ker
"JAn|x"

Muje Bura Kehte Waqt Log Tera Naam Bhi Lete Hain... =P ;->
A Modern Artist

Is The One

Who Throws Paint On Canvas

Wipes Ir Off With A Cloth

And

Sells That Cloth ... ;->


Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Paro Ne Kaha Mobilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Aik Waqt Aye Ga Jab Sab Kahain Ge Dev Babo,

Ptcl Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo... ;->
''Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe

Phir ankh pe
Phir gal pe

Aur phir nak pe


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KISSSSS





Qadar MAKHIYAN Tang Karti Hain GARMI Main.. Safiullah''
HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
I just wanted to kiss a charming, attractive & most beautiful person on da earth but




















My lips cant touch my cheeks