barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA"

barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA"
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In barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA"

Bura hy zamana chalo shabash ghar ja k nhana... ;->
  

May, 13 2010     126 chars (1 sms)     2246 views       Funny

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There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
2 bachon ki baywa maa chothi dafa shadi kar rahe thee,
theek nikah k waqt dosra bacha ronay laga,
maa boli:"chup ho jao warna agli dafa sath nahi laon gi".......
Bus chali
jhatka laga
ek sardar ek larki par gira
larki boli:
badtameez,kya kar rahe ho...
Sardar bola: SINDH University se B.COM kar raha hoon.
Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?














A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Lahore.
Station Master : No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy. . . ;->
Dunia mein 3 loag Bahut khush naseeb hotay hein.....

1 – Wo Jinko Achha Yaar milta hai.


2 – Wo jinhein sachha Pyaar milta hai.


3 – Wo jinhein mera Scrap baar baar milta hai
[bWen things go wrong,

Wen sadnes fills ur Heart,

Wen tears flow in ur eyes,

Always say these words....

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A ganpat chal daru la!
purani khawat hai raat ko tenssion le ke nahi sona chiaye phir bhi log apni biwi ko sath le ke sote hain :D


wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.