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peshawar ki police
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:
  
Apr, 11 2011     160 chars (1 sms)     4084 views       Funny

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Meaning of PAKISTAN
Meaning of PAKISTAN

P. Pyaar
A. Aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
A. Aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.
Teri GaLiyon mein na Rakhenge Qadam aaj K Baad
Teri GaLiyon mein na Rakhenge
Qadam aaj K Baad

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Kyoun-K Keechar Buhat Ho jata hai...
Barsaat k Baad..
Jitni Chahat Se Tumhain Dekha Hai
Jitni Chahat Se Tumhain Dekha Hai

Itni Chahat Se Kuch Aur Nahi Dekha

Dekhne Do Apne Chehre Ko Jee Bhar Ker Humain

Muddat Hui In Aankhon Ne Koi BEGAIRAT Nahi Dekha ;->
A successful man is
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .


2 LitR Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .


Na Aye YaQEen To Laga Lo 1.5 Litr Ki Pepsi. .;->
Difference Between Friend & Wife
Difference Between Friend & Wife

You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"
Agar tum Pakistani
Agar tum Pakistani Cricket team k coach ban jao to phir kya ho gha?


"Saarey player darakhton pe chard kar khelein ghey"

Bandar coach ho gha to yehi ho gha na.
Chan,chandni raat
Chan,chandni raat Mehrma Timtmanday taaray
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Na koi reply na koi SMS lagda a pasay muk gaye nay saray.
Ab bush k bad Obama
Ab bush k bad Obama

zara sambhal k kadam rakhna iraq me obama

bush ko pary hen joty tera to utar denga Päjämä.
''sadar and pathan ja
''sadar and pathan ja rhy thy k um ko 1000 ka note mila

pathan: chalo fifty fifty ker lety hain

sardar: baki 900 ka kya keren gay''
1 medical student
1 medical student ne apni classmet ko khoon se luv latter
dekar kaha, muje iska jawab jarur dena, ladke ne ans
diya:- tumhara blood group A+ hai or calcium ke kami hai...
April fool
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!...

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