peshawar ki police

peshawar ki police
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:
  

Apr, 11 2011     160 chars (1 sms)     3839 views       Funny

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SAJJAD Ali ne b kya khoob kaha hai k







"chal rehn day"


Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".
Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)
Ustad Shagird Batao Chai(TEA) Nuqsun Dah Hai Ye Faida Mand ?

Shagird Nay Jawab Dia Agar Koi Piladay To Faidamand

Agar Pilani Par Jai To Nuqsun Dah Hay ;-);-)
Wo Choom Le Ek Baar Tou Ud Jati Hy Neend

Un Ki Awaz Sunte Sunte Raat Jati Hy Beet

Is Liye Kehte Hyn Ye Risk na Uthao


"MORTIEN JALAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO" ... ;->
Frnds I''m Collecting
Quaid’s Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or1000 Rupees Note
Afridi ko Gul Ahmad pehnao, Shoaib ko PEPSI pilao, Yousaf ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Sami me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.
Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking
Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…
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Samne se hut jao... , SMS
aa raha hai mera..



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