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peshawar ki police
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peshawar ki police
peshawar ki police
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai
Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan
Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:
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Wese to es ko "DAJAL"
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Wese to es ko
"DAJAL"
kehtey hai
Pr es ka AASLI naam lene
se main darta hu
"Samaj to app gae hon ge.."
Every Sec GOD Remembers U
Every Sec GOD
Remembers U
Every Min GOD
Blesses U
Every Hour GOD
Cares 4 U
B''coz Every I Pray To HIM
Ya ALLAH Banda Thora Bewakuf Hai
Zara Dhyan Rakhna. . . ;->
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->
Wo Choom Le Ek Baar
Wo Choom Le Ek Baar Tou Ud Jati Hy Neend
Un Ki Awaz Sunte Sunte Raat Jati Hy Beet
Is Liye Kehte Hyn Ye Risk na Uthao
"MORTIEN JALAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO" ... ;->
Juice Piyo
Juice Piyo
Pepsi piyo
Coke Piyo
Marinda Piyo
Dew piyo
aur piyo
Kyonke , Pampers ab sirf 99 ruppees main hain :)
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Tik
Tik
"Duzzzzz"
Shukar Hy Bach Gaye
Khudkash Sms Tha ... ;->
bhagwaan
bhagwaan Ram aur Shyam ka color kya tha????
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Green..
Coz-"HARE Rama HARE Krishna"
''Labon ne aajkal muskurana chor dya hy
''Labon ne aajkal muskurana chor dya hy
Khwabon ne palkon pe aana chor dya hy
Nahi khulti hai ankh ab to sehri mein
Shayed ap ne peepa bjana chor diya hy''
dog fell in love with a cat
A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai
Rakhtey hein jo
Rakhtey hein jo auron k liye pyar ka jazba
aisey log ziada tar apney ghar walon sey naraz rehtey hein Funny but a bit true
aaj humara unwaan hai maa
Aaj humara unwaan hai....
*" MAA "*
Maa kon hoti hai?
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Abbu ki wife...
Itna b nhi pta.?? =P ;->
mahmood o ayaz na akati par
mahmood o ayaz na akati pari namaz
aur to jootay utha ka bhag aaya faraz
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