peshawar ki police

Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:

Apr, 11 2011 160 chars (1 sms) 3138 views Funny

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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say..... ;->

Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen

Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen

Taki Unhe DAR Na Lage!

Magar Aaj Kal MAKE-UP

Kar Ke Soti Hain

Taki Dusre Na DAR Jaye.

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,

Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p

Wife:

Wife:
Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon,
TALAAQ Ka Notice Bhej Doongi !!

Husband:
Ja Ja, Meethi Meethi Baatai''n
Ker K Khush Krne Ki Koshish
Mat Ker ... ;->

A man loses everything

A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",

Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."

Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"

''Height Of Kanjusi . . .

''Height Of Kanjusi . . .

Searching For second Hand Tata Nano Car. . .

That too with gas kit...!!!''

A Man Can Be Happy

A Man Can Be Happy Wid Any Woman . . .

As Long As

He Does Not Love Her . . . ;->

''This dog, is dog,

''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''

''TANHAIYAAN *”~”~”~”~”* *”~”~”~”*

''TANHAIYAAN
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Bewaqoof Jab ooper Tanhaiyaan hain to
Neeche konsa “MELA” laga hai jo dekhne aaye ho?

Identification Of Students ...

Identification Of
Students ...

Books In Bag,
Faisalabad

Books In Hands
Sialkot

Rolled Books In Jeans
Lahore

W/o Books
But Cell Fones In Hands
Karachi ... ;->

mee hooon DON...??

mee hooon DON...??
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wht r u finding..
bola na mee hon DoN {@/@}

3 Mice Were Boasting About Their Bravery

3 Mice Were Boasting About Their Bravery
Mouse1: I Poisoned The Dogs Meat
Mouse2: I Ate Cheese From The Trap
Mouse3: Ok Guys I''m Leaving,I Hav A Date Wid Cat

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