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Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:
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I Met Money
I Met Money
&
I Said Ur Just A Piece Of Paper,
Money Smiled & Said,
Ofcourse I Am A Piece
Of Paper But
I Haven''t Seen
Dust Bin In My Life.
when we throw a ball in the air
when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
.
?
.
?
.
bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)
Last night was my fault,
Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”
Once Upon A Time...
Once Upon A Time...
A Legend Used To Send Messages & Fools Used To Enjoy Reading Them.
Now Again The Legend Is Back And The History continues! :p
''A group of elephant
''A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600''
dua hai ki kamyabi k
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday
Apki ki ANKHEN .....Hirran jesi...
Apki ki ANKHEN .....Hirran jesi...
Apki ki AWAZ.....Koyal jesi....
Apki ki CHAAL....Mor jesi...
ACCHA HOTA AGAR KOI AADAT INSAANO WALI HOTI. . . ;->
mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga .
Pathan suhag rat ko gun utha kr room se bahir nikla,
B.V.Khan sab suhag rat to mana lo, kahan chale ?
pathan, arey khana kharab ki bachi
hum suhagrat manaye ga
to mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga . . . ;->
A normal human
5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults
A normal human
being cant do all this!
The remaining abnormals are called
DOCTORS..!
Aadmi shaadi kyon
Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? Takee vo marne ke baad agar jannat jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar dozakh jaye to homely feel kare
a sardar to another
a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa
end of the world in 2012 means
End of the World in 2012 means
I have wasted my whole life in school :) :)
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