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peshawar ki police
peshawar ki police
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai
Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan
Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:
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"LUCKNOW" Me 2
"LUCKNOW" Me 2
Bachey Aapas Me Larr
Rahe Thy ...
1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha:
Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap
Humari Baat Nhi Mane''n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k
Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan
Me Ghustakhana Kalmat
Pesh Kare''n Gy
2nd: Tou Hum Aap k
Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe
Aisa Tamaancha Baja
Laye''n Gy k Gaal Gulaab
Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne
Lagy Ga .. ;->
parho ge likho ge
parho ge., likho ge.,
ho ge Kharab...
Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab...
(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~
Khush Ho Jao
Khush Ho Jao
Bhangra Dalo
Cityan Maro
Table Bajao
Takrain Maro
Phir Pankhay Par Latak Jao
Gol Gol Ghomo
Aaj Rat
Han Aj Raat
12 Nahi Bajainge. ;->
student yaar dho
Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"
Dost:"Kya Hua?"
Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,
Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!
Height Of Diplomacy?
Height Of Diplomacy?
Forgetting gf''s b''day..n afterword telling her
"how can i remember ur b''day
when u never look an year older.
Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,
Zamana bhot hi kharab
ho gya hai,
her sawal ka ylta jawab
ho gaya hai,
Na Sms na call na hi koi
miss call,
Her banda hi mobile ly
ker nawab ho gaya hai.->
If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere,
If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere,
wat does it mean????
*?**
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It means that black cat is also going some where
kamyab insan banne
Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:
1.
2.
3.
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Bh00tn¡ K,
Pehle INsaN T0 Banja..
Ph¡r S0ch¡y0 Kam¡yab H0ne Ka... ;->
ao chupan chupai khelty hen
Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen
Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi
Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To
Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)
Bhikhari ne Awaaz
Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
-
-
Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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-
-
Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:p:p
''akhoon akhoon !!!!
''akhoon akhoon !!!!
aRz kiya he !!!!!
A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!!
W@H W@H W@H W@H W@H !
A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!!
zARa SiDe PE HO jAo saans lene vali nali main phanse ho''
Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !
Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !
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Meray Khayal Se Yeh Lata Ka Song Hai :->
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