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peshawar ki police
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peshawar ki police
peshawar ki police
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai
Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan
Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:
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Apr, 11 2011
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Man To Pathan:
Man To Pathan:
Why r U Throwing
Bricks Into The Water ???
Pathan:
Em Trying To Solve A Mystery
The Bricks r
"RECTANGULAR"
And
The Waves r
"CIRCULAR" ... ;->
computer is shameles
Computer Is Shameless
Why?
?
?
B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But
No
Underwear..?
ßrandy+Water=
ßrandy+Water=
Injurious To kidney
Whisky+Water=
Injurious To Heart
Vodka+Water=
Injurious To ßrain
çonclusion: Please Avoid WATER
When Words Fail Eyes Work . . . .
When Words Fail
Eyes Work . . . .
When Eyes Fail
Heart Works . . . .
When Heart Fails
Aby Scroll Kia Kr Raha Hai
Samajh K Tapak gaya Maamu ;->
I want to meet u
I want to meet u
i want to talk to u
i wnat to spend time wid u
i want to admire u
but this stupid gate keeper is saying
"The Zoo is closed"
Meri Dua Hai K Aap Taraqi Ker K
Meri Dua Hai K
Aap Taraqi Ker K
Uppar Jao
Itna
Uppar Jao
Itna
Uppar Jao
K
Farishte Kahain
“Nawa Aya Ain Sonya. . . “ ;->
A Smile
A Smile
Is An Inexpensive Way ...
To Change Ur Looks ...
Ab Ziada Mat Mkurana
Werna Log MALUNG Samjhai''n Ge ;->
Doctor''s Preciptiom 4 U................
Doctor''s Preciptiom 4 U................
A Cute Little Smile 4 Brak Fast.......
More Laugh 4 Lunch........
Loadz Ov Happiness 4 Dinner...............
.
.
.
.
Doctor''s Fee........ A Sms When U R Freee.........:)
A Sardar looking at
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
Deposit IT In My Account
Sending You A Cheque Of
Rs Hapinessssss/-
When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE
Withdraw it From My Account
&
Whenever U r Too HAPPY
Deposit IT In My Account ... (:
Dear customer! You
Dear customer! You r requested to switch off ur Mobile to avoid any burn injuries........AS the SENDER of this Message is a DAM HOT..
Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana
Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana
Gayen To Koun Se Styal Me Gange.
Socho. . .
QAWWALI
§M§ K¡||3r
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