peshawar ki police

Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:

Apr, 11 2011 160 chars (1 sms) 3248 views Funny

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1 Angraiz PAKISTAN

1 Angraiz PAKISTAN aya URDU sekhnay. Kuch arsey baad wo wapas gaya to logo ne kaha k kya sekha?

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Angraiz ne kaha
"BiJLI CHALI GAYI"
"BiJLI A GAYI"

maantay hain lahore lahore

Maantay Hain Lahore Lahore Hai.

Par Karachi Uska Shauhar Hai.

Karachi Main Bhi Ek Lahore Hai.

Jiska Naam "Gulistan-e-Jauhar" Hai.

jb koi dost apne dos

Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
k Liye Khulos Se Dua
Krta Hy
Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me
Qubool Hoti Hy !

ALLAH Karey Teri Shaadi
Ho Jaye ;->

Wo Kia Cheez Hy

Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Jo Biwi Apnay Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti
Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi Nain Deti.
Aur Yeh Illegal Bhi Nain Hy??

Guess??

Come On Yar?

Sakoon

"SHAETAN"ne pocha

"SHAETAN"ne pocha kisi NAIK insan ka number do apun us ko tung krega! maine AAP ka number diya to"SHETAN"bola,abay marwaye ga kia,yeh to BOSS ka number hay.

Sumtime U Miss Me

Sumtime U Miss Me. Most of the times I Do

Sumtime U Hurt me. Most of the times I Do

Sumtime U Sms Me. Most of the times I Do

Sumtime U meet me, Datz the only thing " I alwayz Want "

Keeeeeeeeep In toucH Beta

Ek truck doosre ko

Ek truck doosre ko khench k ja raha tha ,, Yeh dekh k ek sardar zor zor se husney laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gia or bola " ek rassi ko uthanay k liye 2 2 truck"

Kya tm urr sktay ho?

Kya tm urr sktay ho?

Kya pahaar utha sktay ho?

Kya tm buildng tor sktay ho?

Nai na?

Beta srf shakl bndr jasi hone se koi "hanumaan" nahi ban jata

In A Marriage. . .

In A Marriage. . .

One Person Always Wins

And

The Other Person Is Called HUSBAND. . . ;->

Q. What''s the difference

Q. What''s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos???
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A. The ones in the casinos are serious...!!!

height of jhatka

Height Of Jhatka

A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy''s Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?

GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,

B4 Operation.

HEIGHT OF CHALLENGE:

HEIGHT OF CHALLENGE:
A guy left whole answr sheet blank in an exam... & wrote this on the Last Page:"Agar Apne Bap KI Aulad Ha TO Pas Kar kay Dikha"

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