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peshawar ki police
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:
  
Apr, 11 2011     160 chars (1 sms)     3286 views       Funny

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Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai
Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?

jab sidhu laughter challenge main

hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai-

bas kar mere BAAP
Ae item, kesa hae
Ae item, kesa hae?Tera bot memory aa rela tha.Ita tem ho gela hai
tere ko dekha bhi ni.Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apn ko, mis to karega
wo kon c movie hai jo ap awaz band

Wo kOn c Movie Hai jO AP Awaz Band Kr k Bhi Dekh Saktay, or Entertain Ho Jatay hO..

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"MR.BEAN" ;->
If time doesn''t
If time doesn''t wait for you, don''t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
Jab Tum Hum Se Khafa Ho Jao Ge . . .
Jab Tum Hum Se Khafa Ho Jao Ge . . .








Jab Tum Hum Se Rooth Jao Ge . . .









Jab Tum Humai''n Bhool Jao Ge . . .






Tabb






Aisa









Thappar Pare Ga Na K Sab Yaad Aa Jaye Ga . . . ;->
bike rider to sarja

"Bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.

"Phir Chalan Kaisa

Sarjant.

Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..
socrates was once asked



Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".
1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...
1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...

"Pewasta-e-Shajar se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh..



Bachay 3 he Achay, Biviyaan to Beshak 4 Rakh :-)
Batao WIFE, BIWI
Batao WIFE, BIWI Aur PATNI Main Kya Farak Hota Hai?

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Socho Socho!

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Koi Farak Nahi Hai. Teeno Aik Hi BALAA K Naam Hai!!!
a sensible proposal
A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!
A Poster on TV
A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!
BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ
BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ

KiTaBiEn UlAt PuLaT KaR K ChAlE JaTe Ho,

MaGaR AaJ TaK TuM AiK BhI

KiTaB NaHe Le KaR GaYe

LaRkA:JaNaB MaI ToU HaR

RoZ 1,Ya 2 KiTbIeN Le JaTa Ho Ab

ApP Ko PaTa NaHe

ChAlTa ToU MaI KiA KaRo . . . :-P;->

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