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peshawar ki police
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peshawar ki police
peshawar ki police
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai
Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan
Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:
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Our freindship is IDEAL,
Our freindship
is
IDEAL,
U happy
I happy,
U sad,
I sad,
U Laugh
I laugh,
U cry
I cry,
U jump
out of window,
I look down
&
say
"A KI KITA ZALMA...
What''s the name of the girl who is Small and has a Small Heart??
What''s the name of the girl who is Small and has a Small Heart??
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"Asha"
Coz...
Dil Hai Chota Sa ...Choti Se Asha*
LUV D WAY IT RUBS
LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..
TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..
farak batao....
STUDENT:Pehla parrha likha berozgar tha, Dusra SHADI-SHUDA tha . . . . ;->
Phansi se pehle jailer
Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->
1 tha Chooha..
1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@
You are so smart
You are so smart
You are so beautiful,
You are so brilliant,
You are so lovely,
You are so cute,
Gee nahi gee:-
Jo kehta hae wohi hota hae.
BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK
BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK
PaRtHe RaHe ThE?
BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn
11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe ThI,
BeTa: MoSmYaT Se MaI PaRhNe
MaI ItNa MaGaN ThA
K LiGhT JaNe Ka
PaTa Hi NaHe ChAlA . . . ;->
Baghat aur bagawan
Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.
Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.
1st girl- my dog is
1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper boy nd brings it to me.
2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!
When Somebody...
When Somebody.... Who''s Deeply In Love Wid U
Tells U That
U r Cure, Cute, BeautiFul, Angelic....
I Agree That''s True....
Believe Me...
I Can Swear....
Coz
Love Is Blind....... ;->
''Crime doesn''t pay..
''Crime doesn''t pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?''
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