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chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,
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chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,
chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,
chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,
chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,
Qabr khudwai
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May, 17 2010
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Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..
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Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"
Molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->
Teacher
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Raaste ki rukavaton ko kuchal do...
Student : Toh saaf kahiye na ki aap humein blue line bus ka driver banana
chahti ho..
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Beta Baap Se: Agr
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Hyn ???
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