end of the world in 2012 means

end of the world in 2012 means

End of the World in 2012 means














I have wasted my whole life in school :) :)
  

May, 05 2010     106 chars (1 sms)     2076 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
!

!


!


!


!



Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti.


FuNnY bUt TrUe


A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "
WEN thing go fills ur Heart Wen tears flow in ur eyes, Always say These Words... . . . . A Ganpat Chal Daru La ....;-}
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..

Wah Wah...!

Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..

Aao
Mithi Mithi Batein Karein
"AAM"
Ki Tarha..

HAPPY
MANGO SEASON.
Qayamat k din farishtoo nay sheets detay howay logo say kaha k apnay apnay gunah likho, jab sab likh chukay tu Tumhari awaaz aai Extra Sheet Please..!!
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
''jee kia chaheyeh


haan kia chaheyeh???


msg parhna hai?



ULLU K PATHAY YEH KIA KER RAHE hoo


yeh mesg hee tu hai''
How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?










They stand infront of da mirror, throw da water on da mirror & say
Oh God sooooooooooo cold water ;->
Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can
live with out her
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall
her you will lose everything
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her
BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition




Bcoz



Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)
What is the height of kind heartedness?

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Its "me" messaging u

inspite of d busy schedule!