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Newspapers me aaya
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Newspapers me aaya
Newspapers me aaya
Newspapers me aaya
50% Pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain.
Is Pae Pathanao NE KAfi Halla machaya.
Phir aaya .
50% Pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain.
Tab ja K mamla Set hoa.
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''HUSBAND
''HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
teacher ali k papa
Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"
Es Ka Future Tense Banao
Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge
Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->
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Is sms mai apni sari Tensions Fill kero
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Good
ab is sms ko-Ravi- mai bhank aoo
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ku k tension lyny ka Nai dyny ka :)
hahah''
Ishq mein barbadi na krwa leina
Ishq mein barbadi na krwa leina
Apne Aba ki kamaiz hawa mein na ura deina
Jo paisay ghr say sabzì lanay k liye miltay hain
Un ka easy load na krwa Lena... ;->
Best SMS of the
Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.
Children Are Natural Mimics
Children
Are Natural Mimics
Who Act Like
Their Parents,
Despite
Every Effort To Teach Them
Good Manners ... ;->
Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .
Pathan Student Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai
Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->
Why I Hate C.I.D :(An Example:LADY
why i hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..
Banta was amazed t
Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.
"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.
"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."
"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.
"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"
[bWen things go wrong,
[bWen things go wrong,
Wen sadnes fills ur Heart,
Wen tears flow in ur eyes,
Always say these words....
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A ganpat chal daru la!
Arz Kia Hai
Arz Kia Hai
Soch Samajh K Na Ki Jis Ne Shaadi
Us Ne Jeevan Bigar Liya
Aur
Samajh K Ki Jisne Shaadi
Us Ne Bhi Kia Ukhaar Lia .... ;->
AwAM ki PurzOr FArmAiSh pAr...
AwAM ki PurzOr FArmAiSh pAr...
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EiD MubArAk... =P ;-
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