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50% Pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain.
Is Pae Pathanao NE KAfi Halla machaya.
Phir aaya .
50% Pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain.
Tab ja K mamla Set hoa.
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May, 25 2010
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Larki Jub Saray Kapray Utaar
Larki Jub Saray Kapray Utaar Laiti Hay To Kia Hota Hay?
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Taar Khali Ho Jati Hay.
Yaar Kabhi To +Ve Socha Karo... ;->
1 Pathan Ki 10 Betiya''n Thi''n,
1 Pathan Ki
10 Betiya''n Thi''n,
Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua
Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?
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Zarurat Khan =P ;)
In The Year 1952
In The Year 1952 There Was A Teacher In A Village,
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Now He Is Retired...!!
Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai
Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
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shauk se
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ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
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Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he
To Jiyo bindas...
itz the month of snow songs
Itz the Month of
Snow & Songs
Candles, Cakes n
Celebrations
Itz December
Njoy dis LuVly n glorious Month
NOTE-Plz Ignore
if U r an STUDENT
Employer:
Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?
Applicant: ?I?m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.?
Q: Wat do you call
Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?
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A: A Rumour.............
I know U Are So So So
I know
U Are
So So So
BuSy
But
For
3 seconds Think Of Me
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Feeling Sweet Na . . .
Now Reply ME To Feel he Same . . . ;->
One There Was A
One There Was A Mirrow Dat Used To Kill Liars....
FRENCH : i think, I Dont smoke..
(KILLED)
American : I Think, I Love Iraq.
(KILLED)
SARdar : I think....
(KILLED)
Imagine World Without GIRLSfu8
Imagine World Without GIRLS
Roads Sunsaan,
Markets Viraan,
Na Janu Na Jaan,
Na Koi Girl Friend K Liye Pareshan,
Bus Namaz & Quran.......
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All Boys Direct Jannat-ul-Muqam
happy summer season
Happy Summer season
With great Offers
Mota Mota Machar
Lots of Makhiaan
And
Long Time Load Shading
Enjoy it and Keep smiling
yad e mazi azab hy ya rab
Teacher;
Translate into English
"Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera"
Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,
O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case" ;->
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