Newspapers me aaya

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Newspapers me aaya
Newspapers me aaya
50% Pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain.
Is Pae Pathanao NE KAfi Halla machaya.
Phir aaya .
50% Pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain.
Tab ja K mamla Set hoa.
  
May, 25 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2638 views       Funny

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Definition of "WIFE"..............
Definition of "WIFE"..............

"Someone Who''|| Stand by U Through All The
Troubles
Which U Wouldn''t Have Had If U Had Stayed Single.........." ;->
Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You
Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful












Monkey ... ;->
Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai
Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai,
Na Taj main hai,
Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raj mai hai,
Na woh maza kisi Khazanay main hai,


Jo maza Naak se chohay nikal k Gol Ghumanay main hai.
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se phnsta Hai

Jo Reply Karta Hai
when we throw a ball in the air


when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)
close ur eyes... think abt ur self
close ur eyes...

think abt ur self

ur face,

ur style,

ur nature,

ur looks,

now open ur eyes..

u hv jus spent half a minute watching a











horror movie!!!
Really SmArt One
Really SmArt One


I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me.....

But

I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)
When Ur Life Is In Darkness
When Ur Life Is In Darkness

Pray To God

&

Ask 4 Relief 4rm Darkness

But

If U Prayed

&

U r Still In Darkness

Then Realize












"U''re In Karachi" ... ;->
tawey per para POPCORN
tawey per para POPCORN uchalta kyon hay?
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khud beth ker dekho pata chal jaye ga....
mainay tumhain piyaar kiya
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…
A Garbage Truck: Am I Too
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
teacher what is


~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"

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