Newspapers me aaya

Newspapers me aaya
50% Pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain.
Is Pae Pathanao NE KAfi Halla machaya.
Phir aaya .
50% Pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain.
Tab ja K mamla Set hoa.

May, 25 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 3184 views Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Are you know jAn|x?

Are you know jAn|x?

Today is world women''s day . Kaash aap women hote men aapko happy women world day kehta. :-D.

weve had our ups an

We"ve had our ups and downs,This we both know, Through it all
our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About
many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
Happy Anniversary

ALLAH Hi ALLAH Kiya Kro..

ALLAH Hi ALLAH
Kiya Kro..
Dukh Na Kise ko
Diya Kro...
Itna sasta Msg
Hai...
Kabhi Kabhi To
Kiya kro...

Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?

Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?

Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya toh..
PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE. . . ;->

which kind of keys c

Which Kind Of Keys Cant Open A Door??

A Turkey, Donkey, Or A Monkey :)

jisko jitni sugar chahiye ho

Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.

Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.

.
.
.
.
.

Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)

1 chutki NASWAR

1 chutki

NASWAR

ki qemat tum kya jano

Pathan k sr ka taj hoti hai1 chtki

NASWARH

ar pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Difrent green color main dastiab hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Nashe ki shuruat hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Plastic & rubber band ka sath hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Pathan ki pukar

Khane ko tayyarAur kuch nahin bas1 chtki NASWAR ;->

Why am I here ... ;)

When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...

Now I know that it is
not true

B''coz if angels live in
heaven

Why am I here ... ;)

Acha To Ab Ap Ki B

Acha To Ab Ap Ki B.V Ap Se Bilkul Nahi Jhagrti?

G Haan Bilkul Nahi. . . .!!

"Lekin Ye KesAy Mumkin Hai?"

"Uski Death Ho Gai Hai Hai"

Men tie the watch

Men tie the watch to their wrist facing up

&

Women tie the watch facing down

You know Why???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To see the time...!!!

flying papers mul

Flying papers ,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?

Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Mat bura kaho usko
.
.
.
.
Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro,
DAFA kro usko ;-)

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

Newspapers me aaya

more Funny SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages