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Newspapers me aaya
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50% Pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain.
Is Pae Pathanao NE KAfi Halla machaya.
Phir aaya .
50% Pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain.
Tab ja K mamla Set hoa.
  

May, 25 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     3072 views       Funny

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He WilL Tel U Everything.
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

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Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)

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Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay,

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magar.......

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Man:"Sorry,Officer Was I Driving Too Fast?"
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Wah Wah...!

Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..

Aao
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"AAM"
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HAPPY
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You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?

Shair Arz Kia Hai

EK Main Aur EK Tu.

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Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)