Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel

Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel
Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..
Waiter: janab kia chahiye.?
Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,
kuch bach gaya tha, Wohi le aao..
  

May, 21 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2212 views       Funny

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Men''ll never understand women and women''ll never understand men.

And that''s the one thing that men and women''ll never understand.

Do u understand?
A couple was siting in garden, Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?

GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le
Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.
Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.
Programming 2day
Is A Race b/w

Software Engineers Striving

To Build Bigger And Better Idiot-Proof Programs

And

The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger And Better Idiots.

So Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->
Shaadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota,
hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:
Arz Kia Hai :
Inhi Pathron Pay Chal Kr Agr A Sako Tu Ao ,
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Inhi Pathron Pay Chal Kr Agr A Sako Tu Ao,
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Ludi Hay Jamalo Pao , Ludi Hey Jamalo Pao;-)
Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !

Husband : Why ?

Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"
Just Imagine Life Without Girls:

The Result--

Markets Silent

Streets Empty

The Police at rest

ALL mobile companies in loss

No sms

No Flowers

No Valentine''s

No candles

No Perfumes

No travleing

ALL THe MEN Direct To HEAVEN.
If U Are

Ever In Doubt

As To Wether or Not

To Kiss A Pretty Girl . . .

Alwayz Give Her

The Benifit Of The Doubt
A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->
Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?

Boy!

Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,

Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)
Suna Hai Apki Muskurahat Pe Log Marte Hain..?

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Mujhe Bhi Ek Banda Marwana Hai..
Zaraa Time Nikaal K Aana