Man: Is there any way for long life?

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
  

May, 21 2010     130 chars (1 sms)     1998 views       Funny

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Tu Ne Ujri Hui Jannat Ko Na Dekha Ho To.



Aaj Mere Ujray Huye, Bikhray Huye KASHMIR Ko Dekh....



(Dedicate to Self Determination in Kashmir on 5 February)


Happy Yaum-e-Yak''Jehti
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...
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Aye Sar Zameen e Pakistan Hamian Tumse Piyaar Hai....
Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
2-things in life that are more PAINFULL than DEATH:-1) when someone loves you & doesn''t tell you,2) when someone doesn''t love you & tells you.

End of the World in 2012 means














I have wasted my whole life in school :) :)
Just Remeber,
No matter
how bad u are..
You r not totally useless..
You can alwayz be used as a bad eXample
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
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S-Weet
M-orning
S-tarts now..
"GOOd Morning"

keep smiling.
~ A d v i c e ~

" The Way

To Become

Famous Fast

Is To

Throw A Brick

At Someone

Who Is Famous ... " ;->
Hamari life us waqt
complete hoti hai,

jab ap ho or mai ho,

or humary,

Choty choty

pyary pyara

sweet sweet

cute cute

nanny munny

shararti shararti

!Sms!Hon!