Santa Banta

Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

Mar, 12 2013 145 chars (1 sms) 2510 views Funny

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yAr Tere # Ko KyA huA hAI?

yAr Tere # Ko KyA huA hAI?

mAine Abhi cAl Ki tO pAthAn BolA '' weLcOme 2 PeshAwAr''

Ap Jis LArkAy kO cAl kAr rAhe he|n wO hAmArAy IstmAl mAin hAi
pLx Try lAter

President "Pakistani"

President "Pakistani"
Leadrship "Purani"
Army Chief "Kiani"
Prime Minister "Gillani"
Speaker "Zanani"
Nawaz Shrif Ki "Shetani"
Zardari Ki "Karastani"
Judges Ki "Baimani"
Wkla Ki "Manmani"
Ministers Ki "Farawani"
Awam Ki "Preshani"
Na "AATA"
Na "BIJLI"
Na "PANI"
Wah Re Wah teri Qismat "PAKISTANI" ;->

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

ek cinema me titani

Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"

Lagi Hui Thi,

Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad

Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.

Life insurance..

Mother: Beta aagey matt jao, wahan paani zyada gehra hy.

Beta: ammi myn wahan jana chahta hoon jahan abbu tair rahey hyn.

Mother: nahi beta ! un ki zindagi ka to beema ho chuka hy... :-D

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->

Dulha Apni Nai

Dulha Apni Nai naveli Dulhan ka ghunghat uthatay hoye

" darling meri doo hi kamzoriyaan hain aik aurat or dosri mardana kamzori "

WHY R DOCTOR’S

WHY R DOCTOR’S PRESCRIPTIONS IMPOSSIBLE 2 READ??????????

ANS : BCOZ THEY HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE MSG ONLY 4 D CHEMISTS….
“MAINE PATIENT KO LUT LIYA HAI,AB TERI BAARI HAI……..”

Definition of home

Definition of home:

"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)

Ek admi BathRooM

Ek admi BathRooM main gya aur purey 1 hr ke bad nikla..
Bahir bethay BhangI ne us se kaha.
20 rupay do.
Aadmi bola:
main BathROoM mai betha tha Net Cafe mai nahi..

Raat k 2 bajay 1 student dusre s

Raat k 2 bajay
1 student dusre se:- Ajh kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka mann kar raha hay.

2nd student:- Tou pher chal thori parhai karte hain;-)

Srdar Apni Grlfrnd K Sath Date

Srdar Apni Grlfrnd K Sath Date
K Liye Oil Mein Naha K Jata Hai
Gf: Ap Oil Mein Kiun Nahay?
Srdar: Meine Suna Tha K
Har Chiz Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai;->

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