Most innocent dhamki:
As the thief was leaving the house,the kid woke up & said to the thief: "Mera schoolbag bhi le kar jao varna main mummy ko utha doonga.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
Rangeet Singh tells his girlfriend," tommarrow come my home, No One will be at home,
Next Dat she goes there and found the door Locked.
There Was No One at home Hahaha