Ek pedh pe do kabootar,

Ek pedh pe do kabootar,
Ek pedh pe do kabootar,


Ab who kha kar
rahe the??


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Socho
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Socho
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Nahi pata
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Flytter fluter..............;->
  

May, 19 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     3916 views       Funny

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