Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,
ek molvi ne kaha Rastey main kahin bhi larki dikhe to Astagfirullah kahna!
Kafi der baad 1 ne Astagfirullah Kaha
Baqi boley :
Kidhar hai ???
Kidhar hai ???
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I''m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That''s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down