Ek pedh pe do kabootar,

Ek pedh pe do kabootar,

Ab who kha kar
rahe the??

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Socho
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Socho
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Nahi pata
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Flytter fluter..............;->

May, 19 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 3238 views Funny

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ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

Proof: After drinking,
men
Gain Weight
Talk unnecessarily
Become Extra Emotional
&
Start Fighting. . . . ;->

''Yeh sulagata jism

''Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.''

ejaad main farq

Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya

''Kuch is tarah Usne

''Kuch is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz.....

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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.''

BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"

BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"

GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaaaa?

BOY: Achi film hai na..!

GIRL : Kuttay k bachay..!

BOY: Whaaaaaaaaaat????

GIRL: Kitnay cute hotay hain na....

1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..

1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
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Kyun?
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Yaaaar os ka sans phool gya tha, Jaan ly lo pathano ki.
tum b na
jaan le lo pathano ki

Aye Kassssssh!

Aye Kassssssh!
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K Tum...
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Marasi Hotay To Ma Tum Ko Apni Shadi Pr Dhol Bajanay K Liye Bulata.

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In
Medical College

2nd Yr: Kahan Phans
Gaya? Help Me

3rd Yd: Severe
Migraine, Sumtymz
Pagalpan b

4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll
b Over

5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b
Over

House Job: I Did It

Job : I Love Myself

W8 a Min !
Sunthing Is Missing

Ohhh !!! Meri
"JAWANI" ;->

A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo a

A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

Situation Befor marriage: rose are red

Situation
Befor marriage:
rose are red
sky is blue
i luv one, dat is u...
After marriage:
roses are dead i hav flu,
don''t come near,
prray murr tu .->

Hi! Need one gal

Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal''s father must have his own bar... CHEERS

To be a “Good professional”,

To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!

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Ek pedh pe do kabootar,

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