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Ek pedh pe do kabootar,
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Ek pedh pe do kabootar,
Ek pedh pe do kabootar,
Ek pedh pe do kabootar,
Ab who kha kar
rahe the??
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Socho
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Socho
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Nahi pata
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Flytter fluter..............;->
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Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?
Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?
Ameer ki biwi apne husband se: Mjhe nai pata mjhe shopping pe le k jayn,muje nai pta mjhe beauty parlour le k jayn,
aj dinner 5 star hotel me karenge
Ghareeb ki biwi apne husbnd se: muje nai pta meri behan k 4 bache hain mery sirf 2 q hain.? ;->
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
What did Tarzan
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah??
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Yuppie.... New Shorts . . . ;->
a beautiful dress is
A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off
By
Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
hey u know which is
Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl... April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll
The World Is Full Of Willing People ....
The World Is Full Of Willing People ....
Some Willing To Work
&
Rest Let Them Willing To Work ... ;->
Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian,
Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian,
1...hath me cell hoga.
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2...angotha key pe hoga.
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3...sms pr k hnsy ga.
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4...sochy ga ab ye sms ks ko bhejon.
Why I Hate C.I.D :(An Example:LADY
why i hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..
Aik rikshaw ke peche
Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
"SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI"
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko ora dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha
"AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".
parosi!!!!
Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
Baja kar bhaag jata tha
Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?
Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai.
Someone wrote to
Someone wrote to PATHAN agr tm zaheen ho to 100 ka blnc bhejo
Hoshyar ho to 200 or
Agr dono ho to 300 bhejo
Pathan sent 600.Rs
and wrote
YARA HM SBKA BAAP HY!
Agar Aapki Girlfriend Pareshan Hai
Agar Aapki Girlfriend Pareshan Hai
Ya Udhas Hai
To
Ye Taweez Usko Send Karo
Khush ho Jaye Gi.
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