Ek pedh pe do kabootar,

Ek pedh pe do kabootar,
Ek pedh pe do kabootar,


Ab who kha kar
rahe the??


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Flytter fluter..............;->
  

May, 19 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     3079 views       Funny

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Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do


Faraz


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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->
Wo Choom Le Ek Baar Tou Ud Jati Hy Neend

Un Ki Awaz Sunte Sunte Raat Jati Hy Beet

Is Liye Kehte Hyn Ye Risk na Uthao


"MORTIEN JALAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO" ... ;->
Dunya ki sabse taqatwar shai hy Loha
har shay ko kat dyta hy
Lohe se taqatwar hy Aag
jo lohe ko pighla deti hy
Aag se taqatwar hy Pani
Jo aag ko bhuja deta hy
Pani se taqatwar hy Hawa
Jo Pani ko Ura le Jati hy
Hawa se taqatwar hy
INSAAN jo Hawa ko qaboo kr leta hy
Insan se Taqatwar hy
Pereshani jo Insan ko qabo kr leti hy
preshani se taqatwar hy SADQA jo har
preshani ko Kha jata hy
AUR In SABSE TAQATWAR Hy "Altaf bhai"
JO SADQA B KHA JATA HY... =P ;->
''Aap ko Meri taraf se

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Or mere tamam Friends ki taraf se

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Or mery Chahny walon ki taraf se

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Or 16 crore Pakistanio ki taraf se
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THENGA.....Ooouuww>''
Piece Of Philosophy From A Passionate Smoker ... !!!

I Always Think Of

Leaving CIGARETTE ...

But ... !!!

For Thinking

I Need A

CIGARETTE .. ;->
Mein yun he Ghoomta raha tere Shehar mein


WASI,



Na Kisi ne Chaaye poochi na Kisi ne Lassi.

O Ja Oye Wasi!.!''!.!
A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed

Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..
Boy to shopkeeper: Rang gorra karne wali cream hai ?

Shopkeepar: Haan hai.

Boy: To phir lagaty Q nahin ?
mein roz darr jata hun tumhein dekh kar.
Tamam bewaqufon ko ittela di jati hy...



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Tum to aise dekh rhe ho jese ye ittela tumhare liye ho
Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne Poocha : Tum Roz Mobile Ki Nayi Battery Kion
Khareed K Laate Ho . . . ? ? ?

Pathan: Kocha Roz Msg Aata Hai


Battery Low

Battery Low . . . ;->
Love Is An Illusion..

Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People...



People Wid Strong Hearts Belive In



Flirting...!! ;-)


Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?