Ek pedh pe do kabootar,

Ek pedh pe do kabootar,

Ab who kha kar
rahe the??

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Socho
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Socho
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Nahi pata
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Flytter fluter..............;->

May, 19 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 3255 views Funny

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Nahi

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"Khocha Kola"

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Dhuz?
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Dhooz?
no

Thish?

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to tum pyar
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Kuch Socha

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Ek pedh pe do kabootar,

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