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Ek pedh pe do kabootar,
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Ek pedh pe do kabootar,
Ek pedh pe do kabootar,
Ek pedh pe do kabootar,
Ab who kha kar
rahe the??
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Socho
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Socho
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Nahi pata
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Flytter fluter..............;->
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May, 19 2010
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Apni Biwi Ko 100%
Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai
Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai
!-EXCUSE ME-!!!
!-EXCUSE ME-!!!
What is your SMS Account No.???
I want to Check!!!
Some Error is There!!!
Kyon ki SMS Jaata To Barbar Hai!!!
Par Aata Nahi Hai!!!
UNDERSTAND!
Arz kiya hai......
Arz kiya hai......
Aap ki dosti humare dil mein yun bas gayi....
jaise...
jaise narrow darvaze mein cow fans gayi....wah wah!!!!
High clas insult:
High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai
-Agr tum: 0% busy ho 32% beemar ho
-Agr tum:
0% busy ho
32% beemar ho
14% dukhi ho
20% temtion main ho
46% tarse huay ho
48% ghabra rahe ho
to in sare no ki % hata k mila k dail kero,tumhari sari tention door hojaigi!Money back guarantee! Trykerna must hai :-)
Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,
Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,
Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,
Tum Sab ka Chance Phinish,
Kyun K,
Katreena Tumhari Parjhai Hai,
Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,
Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,
Apni Aadat Se Kahaan Baaz Aatey Hain Wo,
Hum To Poora Din SmS Karte Hain Lekin,
Ginti K ek do SmS Kar K So Jatey Hain Wo ;->
Meet In RAJASTAN,
Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan
. Darwaza bund tha.
Ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi
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Darwaza bund tha. :-) :-)}
ahi Hai Fiza Mein
''Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein
Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,
Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki
Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...''
Ek Kanjoos Aadmi
Ek Kanjoos Aadmi Subha Utha Tou Usne Dekha k Us Ki B.v Mar Gayi Hai
Wo Bhagta Hua Kitchen Me Gaya Jahan Uski Beti Naashta Bana Rahi Thi
Aadmi Ne Usay Gale Laga Ker Rote Huey Kaha
''''Beti Aaj Ek Aadmi Ka Naashta Kam Banana'''' . . . ;->
A Gorgeous Girl
A Gorgeous Girl Walks up 2 profesor'' cabin & Says : i Wil do anything 2 pass the Exam.Prof: Anything?Girl : yaProf: ??Girl: yesProf: Then go & Study
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