Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead. . . ;->

May, 19 2010 122 chars (1 sms) 1996 views Funny

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This is my head ….

This is my head ….

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Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks.
I am feeling much better now:-)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

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