Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
























Because it was dead. . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     122 chars (1 sms)     2128 views       Funny

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Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”

Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”
''Khud ko kr kanjoos itna
k har SmS bhejny sy pehly
.
Service center waly call kr k khud poochen
.
Paa g
Pakki gall a
Bhejna ay
k sending fail kariye.:-/
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

even have a big car like Noman,but

i really love U!

Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.






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Nice na...?? =P ;->
Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room

So if u see darknes in ur life
assume that NATURE is making beautiful Life 4 u...

(A public service Msg 4rm KESC)
Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Things To Remember
In Life ...

"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"

And

"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->
I don''t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine''s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon ;->
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
Customer:
I need a ladies suit.


Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o
Latest Shaytan Ki 4 Nishanian . . .

1. Haath Me Mobile Ho Ga





2. Angutha Button Par Ho Ga





3. Msg Parh KeR Hanse Ga





4. Phr Soche Ga Kis Ko Frwrd Karun . . . ;->
Aisi kon si cheez hai jo
WOMAN main aagay hoti
hai,

aur COW main peche?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
It''s"w"
W-WOMAN
COW-W
Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.