What Do U Call

What Do U Call
What Do U Call A Dog With No Legs . . . .? ? ?























Don''t Matter What U Call Him, He Can''t Bite U . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     155 chars (1 sms)     1869 views       Funny

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''You are cute like TOM
Sweet like JERRY
Naughty like BUGS BUNNY
Strong lke POPEYE
Innocent like TWEETY
In short
U are a full time cartoon''

hello this is our at


hello this is our ATD ( Any Time Disturbance ) service we are the experts in disturbin n irritating ppl at busy hrs. Our goal has been achieved. Thx !
Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That

All Future Press Conferencs Will B Held Inside The Masjid In Presidency,

Since
Shoes Cannot Be Worn Or Carried Inside Masjid!
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..
Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
Why ???



Pata Nhi ??







Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..
Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth..
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But Unfortunately earth is Round!!


Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,

Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua!
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu
Teri yaad ne mobile fada dita
Message likhde likhde space muki
Assi overwrite alloweed la dita
yaara mereya message reply karin
Assi apna farz nibha dita ;->
''Its been a rough day.I got up this
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I''m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom''
Dil Cheer k B Dekho Ge To Dard Dhoond Na Pao GA





DOST





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Dard Mere Dil Mai Nahi

"Sar" Mai Hy

(,")>/)( <"\_ UuFF penadol hai tmhary pas...
Do U Know My Love Story..






















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Full Of Suspense!!