What Do U Call

What Do U Call A Dog With No Legs . . . .? ? ?

Don''t Matter What U Call Him, He Can''t Bite U . . . ;->

May, 19 2010 155 chars (1 sms) 2331 views Funny

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Teacher: Harbhajan is male or female?
Student: Female.
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"

CHAND per Apka naam l

CHAND per Apka naam likhnay ko jee chahta hai
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Pehli baat to yeh k mera haath nahi pohanchta
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Dosri yeh k yeh khayal hamesha dopehar main hi aata hai

Whts The Difference Between Doctors & Lawyers ?? .

Whts The Difference
Between Doctors & Lawyers ??
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The Only Difference
B/w Them

Lawyer Only Robs U
Where As
Doctor Robs U n Kill U
As Well ... ;->

Kya Aankhen hain kya zulf hai khy chehra tum ne paya hai,

Kya Aankhen hain kya
zulf hai khy chehra tum
ne paya hai,

Aisa lagta hai jasy
Peepal k per se bhoot
utar k aya hai,

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Bura laga?
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To vapis char jao.;->

Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh

Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh

Dr : for that l will have to remove 50% of your brain.

Man : i agree.(After the operation)

Dr : l''m sorry but l''ve removed 90% of your brain by mistake.

Man: Khocha, ye kia kiya? Tu to bari nalayaq doctor nikli.

SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai,

SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai,

SPIDERMAN Deewaro pe Chadh Raha Hai,

BATMAN Raaton mei Ghoom Raha Hai

Aur

Hamara DOBBERMAN ''''SMS'''' Padh Raha Hai...!!! :p

''Bhool kar b kisi ko na rulana,

''Bhool kar b kisi ko na rulana,

Zindgi main sab ko hasana,

Dushman ko b galay lagana,

Phir b koi ghum day to,

Maray ko phone lagana,

THOK DEIN GAY saalay ko''

tum ko captain banaya team ka,

Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID...!"

tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->

Pati: What’s hypnotism?

Pati: What’s hypnotism?

Patni: Kisi ko apne vash mein
kar K us se man chaha kaam
karwana.

Pati: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte hein.

3 Mice Were Boasting About Their Bravery

3 Mice Were Boasting About Their Bravery
Mouse1: I Poisoned The Dogs Meat
Mouse2: I Ate Cheese From The Trap
Mouse3: Ok Guys I''m Leaving,I Hav A Date Wid Cat

Ehsan Quereshi Style

Ehsan Quereshi Style
Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

jaise smokin smokin nikle re dhuan!

Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa

Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten Karey, Hansi Mazaq Karey, Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!

Boy-Tumhen Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye!

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