Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->

May, 13 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2429 views Funny

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a birthday wish remi

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA...
START UR DAY WITH HER ...SWEET BLESSINGS
THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .
MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR

new age ashiq ye

New Age Ashiq:

Yeh Ishq Nai Asaan Bus Itna Samaj Lijye . .

Bachi K Ghar Ka Gate Hai Band,
Dewaar Se Hai Kuod K Jana ...=P;->

Sali:jijaG 500 RS. dedo

Sali:jijaG 500 RS. dedo

agley haftey doongi

Jiji-1000 RS. lely par
abhi dedo.;->

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->

B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala

B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala
Moti Moti Ankhon Wala
Lmbi lmbi Munchon Wala
Mehlon Men Wo Rhta Tha
EnGlish Wine Peeta Tha
Khata Tha Wo Sonf Spari
Nam Tha Uska

Asif Zrdari

Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He

1 medical student

1 medical student ne apni classmet ko khoon se luv latter
dekar kaha, muje iska jawab jarur dena, ladke ne ans
diya:- tumhara blood group A+ hai or calcium ke kami hai...

balance muft charge karny ka tareeqa

Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:

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Abhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua. :P

Newton Ka gravity Ka Law Kiss

Newton Ka gravity Ka Law Kiss Ki Waja se Bana ??

Chacha Gamay Ki waja se..

Pata Hai Kaise ??
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Jiss Darakht se Apple(saib) Girra Tha woh Darrakht chacha Gamay Ka tha :) :)

Meri parosan chaat pr i

Meri parosan chaat pr i or mjhe dekh kr kaha,

Mere aane se hi aya ye hawa ka jhonka...

Mein dheray se muskuraya or kaha
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PONKA...!

Main kitna tum py marta hun,

Main kitna tum py marta hun,
Aur kitni Mohabat krta hon.

Bas ik shikayt hai tum sy,
Main jab bhi perhnay lagta hon.

Tum chupky sy ajati ho,
Aur aky mujhy behkati ho.

Na jany kiya smjhati ho,
Aur apny pass bulati ho.

Yeh soch zra,
Ae mairi jaan!

Kuch kaam bhi hai is duniya ke,
Har waqt ki chahat theek nahi.

Aghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,
Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka.

Ja aj mujhy tu perhnay dy,

Ae NEEND..!
Mujhy kuch krny Dy.

Bap:Baita paper kesa huwa

Bap:Baita paper kesa huwa?

Baita:Bus pehla sawal choot gya.

Bap:Acha aur baqi?

Baita:Teesra muje ata nahi tha,chotha ma karna bhool gaya,panchwa muje nazar nahi aya,chhata paper ki pichli taraf tha ma ne dekha he nahi.

Baap gussay main bola:Aur doosra?

Baita:Bus sirf wohi galat huwa hai! :-)

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