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Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga
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Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga
Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga
Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,
Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,
Mat rona mere marne par a dost,
Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->
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May, 13 2010
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Rakhtey hein jo
Rakhtey hein jo auron k liye pyar ka jazba
aisey log ziada tar apney ghar walon sey naraz rehtey hein Funny but a bit true
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta Hun ke mera paalan poshan theek Tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.
Ek Rat Husband
Ek Rat Husband Ny Wife Se Pani Manga Or So Gya
Bivi Sari Raat Khari Rahi Subha Hoi
Husband:Tum Sari Raat Yha Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chaye
Wife:Gussy Se Talaq;-)
''mere pyare allah mian tere raz b gehre hain
''mere pyare allah mian
tere raz b gehre hain
un k rozay sehri wale
mere 8 pehre hain
dawat roza khulwane ki
unain milay sarkari ha
mere bacha roza rak k
dhonta phirray iftari ha''
pappu mulk ko or ke
Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..
''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
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Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->
Why are wives more
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money
or life...The wives want BOTH!!
Wife: Darling,
Wife: Darling, wht do u like most among my natural hair, hot lips, speech, sense of humor or my beutiful eyes. . . . ? ? ?
Husband: Darling, tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat hi mujhe sab se zyada pasand hai. . . ;-
pathan ko raat k 2 bajay fone aya
Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy
Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:
Khabees Ka Bachcha..
Zarori Nahi K
Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho
Baap re baap
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
A fat girl is waiting
A fat girl is waiting 4 bus at bus stop.How do u describe this in 1 word? Think!!Itna difficult question nai.
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MOTIVATING ;-)
smile
Always smile ,you know why?
B’coz…..Hanso! Jiyo! …
Muskurao!…Kya Pata…
Kal Daant ho na ho!…
Keep smiling..
Teacher 2 chiLd!
Teacher 2 chiLd!
Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??
Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
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