Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga
Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->
  

May, 13 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2181 views       Funny

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Allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''
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