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Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga
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Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga
Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga
Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,
Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,
Mat rona mere marne par a dost,
Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->
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May, 13 2010
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Cinema Theatre : Take Ticket & Go Inside!
Operation Theatre: Go Inside N Take Ticket!
In PAK Survey Was Done That,
In PAK Survey Was Done That,
How Many Girls Want To Make Friendship With
Me . .
Survey Report
5 % Says = YES
0 % Says = NO
And . .
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Kdi na wi lya kr maama
Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
Sardarji opens his lunch box
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in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
SMOKE every
SMOKE every day plz! SMOKE means S=Send M=Me O=One K=Kool SMS E=Every day! So feel free 2 SMOKE more
''Teacher: Agar tm
''Teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko "MUM" kho to
Ami say bari Khala
or choti Khala ko kya kho gay?
Sardar: Kafi der sochny kay bad
Bari ko
"MAXIMUM"
or,
Choti ko "MINIMUM"''
<< (",) Dis Ant is <( )> looking 4 u ,,J L,,
<<
(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
,,J L,,
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
//
(,")> WHY?
<( )''
,,J L,,
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!
Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?
Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?
Pathan: 13
Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?
Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!
How can a Sardar
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comes to a conclusion: I''ll drink poison n let lion eat me. O'' bolo
ta ra ra.
Father says to Son...
Father says to Son...
"You are mature enough now...
I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."
Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......
Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.
Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.
Apko Dhund Ki Wja Se Wrds Nazr Nai A Rahe...
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