hazraat eik zarori e

hazraat eik zarori e


HazrAAt Eik ZArori ELAAn SuniyE . . .

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HAzrAAt DemAgh kA ELaAj kArwAiyE ELAAN sunA jAtA hAi
PArhA nhi jAtA.. ;->
  

May, 06 2010     190 chars (2 sms)     2285 views       Funny

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Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.

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Sweet like honey,
Costly like money,
Blessing like shower,
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Cool like ice,
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Yaar Tum Se Ye Umeed
Nhi Thi
Tum Ne Ye Kehte Waqt
Kuch Tou Socha Hota
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Kia Thi k Tum Mere
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I m So Sweet ;->

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Man: I don''t have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together


The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.

We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.
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KARACHI :
Liyari Me Pichly 10-12 Dino''n
Se Bharpur Jashan Ka Sama
Hy, Logo''n K Khna Hy k
Apna Makrani Bhai
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