girlhum kaha ja rah

Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..

May, 06 2010 144 chars (1 sms) 2882 views Funny

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jab se Parvez Masharaf sadar bana hey.

jab se Parvez Masharaf
sadar bana hey.

myri os se nahi banti hey es lia na wo mojee msg karta hey na mey os ko
sms karta hou.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

bachpan mei ki muhab

Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .

Jawani mei howe barbad . . .

WAH WAH . . .

Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->

''T20 Worldcup me harne k baad

''T20 Worldcup me harne k baad

SAEED AJMAL ki ami ne us se kaha:"Beta bazar se dahi la do"
AJMAL ne socha bahir niklun ga to log maren gy es liye burqa pehen k nikla.
Bazar mai aik orat ne us se pucha.
"Tum SAEED AJMAL ho na?"
Us ne ghabra k kaha
Nhi to.
Us orat ne kaha:"daro mat, mai SHAHID AFRIDI hon.''

Sardar Goes tofu

Sardar Goes to Doctor n Say: Badan pe kahin pe bhi ungli lagata hon tu dard hota ha , Doctor Exrays jis entire body and finds that the sardar''s finger is fractured :)

Dentist Ki Beti-

Dentist Ki Beti-

Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?

Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua

Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya

Farishta Murday Say:

Farishta Murday Say: Main Hisaab Lainay Aaya Hun
Murda: Ayay Ho Mere Zindagi Mein Tum Bahar Bun K
Farishta: Hisaab Shoru
Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa Hai
Farishta: Allah Ko Yaad Kiya
Murda: Kabhi Bhoola Kabhi Yaad Kiya
Farishta: Kiya Tum Allah Say Dartay Ho
Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna Kiya
Farishta: Main Ja Raha Hun
Murda: Akailay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...
Farishta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?
Murda: Main Cheez Bari Hon Mast Mast... ;->

Computer Is ShamelessComputer Is Shameless

Computer Is Shameless
Why?

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B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But

No
Underwear..?

''1 billi chohe ko

''1 billi chohe ko pakr rhi thi choha bhag bhag kr jb thak gia to bare style se khary ho kr bola!

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."Billo rani kaho to abi jan day don".''

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

Ek din Tarzan janwaro ko

Ek din Tarzan janwaro ko
unki Zaat bata raha tha,
Sher-RAJPUT
Cheeta-JUTT
Hathi-BUTT
Ghora-MALIK
Gadha-PATHAN
Gadha chilla k bola"
Bhai me ghada he thek hon:-)

Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?

Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?
How Do I Know If It Is Pure Honey ?
Seller : Give The Dog Some Honey ..
If The Dog Doesn’t Lick It, It Is Pure Honey
Buyer :What If The Dog Licks It ?
Seller: So It Is Not A Real Dog.

What is the diffrence between

What is the diffrence between
Problem and Talent?

Two boys love 1 girl = Problem !

One boy loves 2 girls = Talent ! ;-)

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