girlhum kaha ja rah

Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..

May, 06 2010 144 chars (1 sms) 3291 views Funny

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''Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?

''Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?

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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye

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K

So Rahe Ho Kya??''

3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number:

Lay Jigar 3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number:

Lata Mangeshkar:
03339200068

Fatima Suraiyya Bajiya:
03215659217

Abida Parveen:
03218525363

Ab Thanks Bol Kar Sharminda Na Karna.

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(

Kal 100 logon ko bewakoof banaya..

Kal 100 logon ko
bewakoof banaya..

kaise?
niche dekho..
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aur niche...

Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha..
Ab 101 HOGAYE !

Why Do All Cricket

Why Do All Cricket Players Wear Same Color Clothes?

Coz Its A Match. Got It Man

''alar balr baawe da

''alar balr baawe da bawaa kanaq kiaaye ga baawi bae kae chateae ge 100 rupea wte ge 1 rupeea khoota oda liaanda loot knd chille gaey sajna minu noat wkhaa maera mood bnealar balr baawe da bawaa kanaq kiaaye ga baawi bae kae chateae ge 100 rupea wte ge 1 rupeea khoota oda liaanda loot knd chille gaey sajna minu noat wkhaa maera mood bne''

Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,

Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,

wah wah

Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,

"Lado k lashkarey jaghmagh kapdey saarey"

MISSION SUCCESSFUL.

Agar
Is
Waqt

Aap
So
Rahy
Thy

Aur
Mere
Msg
Se

Bohat
Tang
Huye
To.

MISSION
SUCCESSFUL. ;-)

neend me h0 to sapne bhejo

BoY: NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo,
JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0,
Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo,

sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..

GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;->

If ever u start missing

If ever u start missing

Ur School days

Ur class

Ur friend circle

Ur canteen or nothng abt ur skooling thn

Just

Just

Just

Open ur report cards

Sara nasha utar

Jaega;-)

Keep Silence For 2 Minutes

Keep Silence

For

2 Minutes

In Memory Of

Those

Poor

Helpless

Hopeless

Mosquitoes

Who Died

Last Night

By The Stnech Of

Ur

Body . . ..

Kabhi Tou Naha Lia Ker Maire Dost. . . . . :P

What is the part of

What is the part of Female''s Body which has

Hair All Around

Abit wet Inside &

Drops water when Excited
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Don''t Think Wrong Stupid
It''s Eye

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girlhum kaha ja rah

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