''Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely

''Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely
''Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely,
smart ,cute,
sweat,intelligent
good looking,
pyara......
nahi hai to kia hua

jis ne bheja hai wo to hai na.....''
  

May, 24 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     2548 views       Funny

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ek teacher se puchha gaya ki wo apne bachho ko kya padhate hai?
teacher ne bade aaram se ans diya-
pahle to mai unhe batata hu ki mai kya batyane wala hu,
fir jo batana hota hai mai unhe bata deta hu,
or ant me,mai unhe ye batata hu ki maine unhe kya bataya hai


Baloch Kafan Lene Dukaan par gaya.
Usne Dukandar se kuch kaha jisay sun kar Dukaandar Behosh hogaya.

Baloch: Kapra 2 Meter Ziyada Dena.
Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.
Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Mil Sakta Hai

Paisa

Property

Gaari

Izzat

Lekin






Tootay Huey Daant Dobara Nahi Miltay. . .





Samajhdar Ho, Umeed Hai Ab Sms Karoge. . . ;->
The Dentist To The
Little Kid ...

'''' What Kind Of Filling
Would You Like For
Your Tooth ? ''''


'''' Chocolate, Please ... ''''
Kid Replies Innocently ;->
whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo cAn wAlk on tHe wAlls?








chipkA-l33
Simran- having smaller

Ramba-bigger

Ramyakrishna- one is big one is small

Aishwaryarai- both are small

What is that?



U naughty,
It is letter R !


Pathan; o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

admi : 28000 ka







pthan heran ho kr









camery wala ha.. :p ;->
Press Unlock

and then *

Keypad

active.

Now Go to

Messages

& then

Inbox.

Now Select some

Gud Messages

&

forward to Me!

Logon ko msg send karne ka bhi

Tarika batana padta hai.
Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Lyf !
Widout U Lyf''s Lyk A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Luvly Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Nw Go Further
I''ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report ;->

Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam Na Kia Ker
"JAn|x"

Muje Bura Kehte Waqt Log Tera Naam Bhi Lete Hain... =P ;->
Real Fact Of D Millenium.

"Whnevr U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,

It''ll Surely Hit..

A Dog

Or

N ENGINEER." :-)
If dentists make films,?the names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)