Wife : Honey .

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

May, 22 2010 196 chars (2 sms) 2214 views Funny

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A Sincere

A

Sincere

Pray

To

"GOD"

"O! God I Don''t Ask
Anything For Me.
Jus Bless My Parents
With
A
Smart
Beautiful
Gorgeous
&
Cute

* Daughter in Law * " ;->

Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho

Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho

Doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho

Lawyer Banna Ho To LLB Padho

Aur "BEVKUF" B@Nna Ho To Mera Sms Padho.

1 Admi ki car se

1 Admi ki car se kawwa takra k behosh ho gaya,

Admi kawe ko ghar le gaya or pinjre mein bund
ker dia,

Kawwa jaag k bola hi allah
jail

lagta hai driver mar gaya.->

Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

A hUnt3r shoOts

A hUnt3r shoOts At tiGer,bUt SRK DIES.Y????

sOchO sOchO...
.
.
.
AreY jAn|X

tiGer wAs wAtchin climAx of DEVDAS

soldier to general

Soldier to General:
Sir!
A small enemy group is attacking..

General:
Quickly bring me my red shirt..
"After Enemyz Defeat"

Soldier:
Sir why d red shirt??

General:
In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..

Soldier:
Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..

General:
Hurry up!
Bring me
My Yellow Trousers.... ;->

Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,

Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,
Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,

To phir mein normal insan na hota, waisey tum kya samjhe they?

koi mannat mango beta

Peer,
Beta, Koi Mannat Maango
.
Mureed,
Please Mujhe Phir Sy Un-
Married Kar Dein.
.
Peer,
Beta, Mannat Maango Jannat
Na Mango,,,

Pathan Ko CHirag Milla

Pathan Ko CHirag Milla

Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao

Pathan

1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo

2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho

3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo... :-D

zardari k ley bura w

Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga?

"

"

"

"

Simple Jan|X
Jab Qoum K Ley Acha Waqt Ho Ga, , ,=P;->

Main kitna tum py marta hun,

Main kitna tum py marta hun,
Aur kitni Mohabat krta hon.

Bas ik shikayt hai tum sy,
Main jab bhi perhnay lagta hon.

Tum chupky sy ajati ho,
Aur aky mujhy behkati ho.

Na jany kiya smjhati ho,
Aur apny pass bulati ho.

Yeh soch zra,
Ae mairi jaan!

Kuch kaam bhi hai is duniya ke,
Har waqt ki chahat theek nahi.

Aghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,
Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka.

Ja aj mujhy tu perhnay dy,

Ae NEEND..!
Mujhy kuch krny Dy.

>> "Doctor, doctor

>> "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
>> violin after the operation?"
>> "yes of course...."
>> "Great ! i never could before"

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Wife : Honey .

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