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Aik Afsurda poem
Aik Afsurda poem
: =
Phoolon ki malka,
Baharoon ki shehzadi..
Phoolo ki malka
Baharo ki shehzadi...
.
.
Dil torr k chali gae..
Kutti,kameeni, haramzadi!!!
Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten
Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten
1.duniya k 95% log apni zuban upar wale danto se nhi lga sktey
2.ye msg parhty hi 99% Idiots ye koshish krtey he.
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...
"We Can Repair Anything ...
Plz Knock Hard On The Door ,
The Bell Doesn''t Work ..." ;->
GOOD NEWS 4 U
My dear,
GOOD NEWS 4 U
Meiny ghor se dekha hai.
k aap ka naam
N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.
BE HAPPY ;->
pathan interview den
Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?
To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->
Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p
Aam ZindAgi-
Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.
MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.
GoLdEn ThOuGhT fRoM PeTrOlEuM cOmPaNiEs To paKiStanI YoUtHs:
GoLdEn ThOuGhT fRoM PeTrOlEuM cOmPaNiEs To paKiStanI YoUtHs:
"AvOiD gIrLs,SaVe PeTroL"
A man who surrenders
A man who surrenders when he''s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he''s Right, is a Husband.
Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen
Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen
MQM: Aslaha Le Lo
Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo
Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,
Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.
buhut chahti hy mjhe
Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti
wo pagal hy ya nadan
q izhar nhi krti
English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU
Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi karti... ;->
Easy Ways to Die :
Easy Ways to Die :
Take a Cigar Daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Alcohal Daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily .... ;->
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