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Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
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GOLDEN WoRDS
GOLDEN WoRDS
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
(",)
<))>
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W1y w2y w1y w5y W5x w1y w2y w1y
W1y w2y w1y w5y
W5x w1y w2y w1y
Nhi smaj aya?
Zra ulta kr k dekho
HaHaHa!
Paagal!
Jab seedha smaj nhi aya to ulta kese smaj aaey ga
Boy: Me Tum Se Shadi Nhi Kr Skta
Boy: Me Tum Se Shadi Nhi Kr Skta
Is lye Ye Lo Apne Luv Letter
Aur Mjhe Mere Wapis Kerdo
Girl: [Badi c Basket Saamne Rakhte Huey]
Is Mein Se Jo Tmhare Hyn Nikaal Lo ... ;->
Mathematician
Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?
Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->
islamiyat ka teacher bachon se
Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:
Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?
Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.
Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.
Sir, "N.R.O" :-)
honda city mei bethn
Honda City mei bethna mujy acha nahi lagta papPu...
Bus mei larkion k saath jany ka maza he kuch or hai... ;->
taniya good news for you
Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!
Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!
Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?
2 Times Padhte Ho Shram Nahi Athi?
ABCD Me "1" Kahan Ata Hai
Police:Tumhe kal
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d
Angry boss
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
What Is The Difference Between A Nicel
What Is The Difference Between A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle And A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle. . . ???
Need Nt To Think Hard
It’s Simple Yaar
A TYRE . . . ;->
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
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