Wife : Honey .

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

May, 22 2010 196 chars (2 sms) 2669 views Funny

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Ek Shrabi Bus Men

Ek Shrabi Bus Men Sawar Hua To Seat Pr Bethay Molvi Ne Kaha:
Tum Jahanum K Rasty Pe Ja Rahy Ho
Sharabi Chillaya:
Roko Roko Men Ghalat Bus Men Baith Gaya ;->

Mafi nama" Agr meri missbell/sms

Mafi nama"
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tang
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Na bajy gi tone.

schools colleges and universities remain close

All Schools, Colleges and Universities of Pakistan will remain close till 11th November!

For details visit:

www.inni-vi-lut-nai-pai-hoi.com
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BOY:I''ll climb the

BOY:I''ll climb the tallest mountain,swim the deepest ocean, walk onhot coals barefoot just to meet you!!!
GIRL:How sweet!! can we meet now??
BOY: not now!! it''s raining outside!!!!!

Son:Mujhe circus dekhna ha

Son:Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa:I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki chote-2 kapdo me
cheete pe sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hai,
kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha

lahore walo

Lah0re waaaaaaalllllooooooooo.
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Mera agla target 14 feb hy
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1 liter khoon

Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata

Admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
Kya karo Ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)

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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

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After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
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Teacher To Student:

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1 Pathan Cycle

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Ja Raha Tha

Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
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Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
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Best Punishment That U Can

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Gve Him A Mobile Wid A
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Wife : Honey .

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