Wife : Honey .

Wife : Honey .
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
  

May, 22 2010     196 chars (2 sms)     2371 views       Funny

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Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,

wah wah

Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,




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Bachiyan Teri Jawan Hain, Kuch To Khayal Kar. :-)
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"Someone Who''|| Stand by U Through All The
Troubles
Which U Wouldn''t Have Had If U Had Stayed Single.........." ;->
Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta

Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti

Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat

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Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
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Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
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Kanta: I don’t believe it!
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Ammi To Mana Kar Rahi Thin K

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Mehenge Ho Gaye Hain...

Magar Maine Unse Kaha K

Aane Wala Apna Rizq

Saath Le Kar Aata Hai...

To Apna Khana Saath Le Kar

Aana Waise Hum

Log Biryani Shoq Se Khate Hain...OK...
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GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,


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HAI,


PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO
GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,


NAVYCUT ME KYA RAKHA
HAI,


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