Wife : Honey .

Wife : Honey .
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
  

May, 22 2010     196 chars (2 sms)     2038 views       Funny

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" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "
Aap



aChey



Sachey


pYarey


ImaNdaR


SamAJhdar



AqalmAnD



ShareeF



Logoon sey
dur rehain!!

Warna woh
bhi "biggar" jaen gey
tumhein pata hai k ab Pakistan mein b har kaam merit kee bunyad par ho gha, aur shuruat mujhe karney k liye kaha ghaya hai,

so mein kehta hoon

"Tum sab sey bardey budhoo ho" mind na karo merit kee bunyad par no.1 ho.
''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiska style hai lajawaab,
Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.''
Ek kanjoos k ghar aag lag gai
Wo apne ghar ko bacha na saka
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Kyun k wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko....
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.
?
?
Miss call hi karta raha ..!!
When I saw you, I was afraid to look at you. When I look at you, I was afraid to touch you. When I touch you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kiss you I was afraid to love you and now that I love you I''m afraid to lose you.
Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.


Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?


Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
"This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my
most beautiful day. Luv and Long live."

Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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.
.
wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?
''Kya bataen tujhe mere dost ab k saal,
Ja rahy thy yaadon ko dil main liye sambhaal,
1 Ajnabi ne achanak jo rok kar kahaa.
Chal oye!!! Mobile nikaal...''
''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k
behosh ho geya


Aadmi kawwe ko Ghar le gya or
pinjry m band kerdiya

kawwa jaaga tu
bola:
hai Allah jail ho hai
Lagta hai Driver mer gya.''
Zara socho yar SMS
receive karne ke
paise lagte to kya
hota?
.
.
Kuchh log MERE
MURDER KA PLAN bana
chuke hote!