Wife : Honey .

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

May, 22 2010 196 chars (2 sms) 2899 views Funny

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I Haven''t Tasted Food

A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven''t Tasted Food
All Week.."

Memon Replied :
"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->

2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.

2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.

1st : Mere Liye POTTY le Aao LEHSAN k Sath

2nd : Mere Liye B Le Aao Lekin LEHSAN Mat Dalna
Muun Se Buu Aati hy ;->

1 day god tested me

1 Day God Tested Me
He Erased All My Memory n Asked
"Do U Remember Any1 Now?"
I Told Ur Name
God Smiled n Said
"Some Virus Can''t Be Formatted" ;)

@@@ DUAA @@@

@@@ DUAA @@@

Tuje aisi bemari lage,

Tu burhape mei b kanwara lage,

Darjan bhar hon bachey tere,

Tu phir b larkiyon ko piyara lage...

Do aadmi aik baraat me gye.

Do aadmi aik baraat me gye.

Vahan inhe bar bar pani pesh kya jata.

Tang a kar aik ne kaha:

janab halaq me pani phans gya hai.

Thore se chaval de dain.

Baap: Itne kum marks..??

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

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DAFA 302 ke tehet.

Ye bhi teri tarha SMS Nahi karta thA
LATKA DALA

True Love is like a pillow.

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

You are so smart

You are so smart
You are so beautiful,
You are so brilliant,
You are so lovely,
You are so cute,

Gee nahi gee:-

Jo kehta hae wohi hota hae.

''suno, Mehsoos karo,

''suno,

Mehsoos karo,

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ik ik boond

Tum se

Cheekh cheekh

kar keh rahi hai

"NAH Lo"
Eid abi dor hai.''

Girl hum paros wali

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

marez doctor se

Marez doctor se:
Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me
tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->

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Wife : Honey .

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