Wife : Honey .

Wife : Honey .
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
  

May, 22 2010     196 chars (2 sms)     3136 views       Funny

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Achon Se Zyada
Tum Achay Ho,

Sachon Se Zyada
Tum Sachay Ho,

Mene Kaha
Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai,

Wo Boli "PAPPU"

Sharm Karo
Abhi Tum Bachay Ho... =P ;-> o_O
6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:
U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)
Techr : Batao Mje Naddi Naale Kahan Se Niklte Hain?

Studnt : Sir, Naddi Ka Toh Mje Pata Nhi

Han Naale Hamari

Shalwar Se Niklte Hain. :-) :-| :-D
1 Chota Munna Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chaiye?
Tofy
Bikit
Chps?
Munna: Nhi Tuch Nhi
Bash Ait Nya Conekshn Taiye,Jong Ka
Modern,
Obedient,
Neat,
Kind,
Excellent,
Young,

Hey! Thats me...

Pareshan mat ho is mai tumhra nam b ha...

Read the 1st alphabet of evry line.
1 Pathan Bap Se Milne Us Ki Qabar Pr Gya.

Bap Se Pocha Papa Ap Ne Khana Khya?

Bap Ne Koi Jwab Nh Diya

Beta Gusse Me Qabar Pr Likh Aya.

Aesa Kro Ge To Kon Ayga.
1 Pathan pani P raha tha
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Ab kya Pathan pani bhi nahi p sakta ???Iss main bhi joke chahiay tum logo ko ???


Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay

Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn

PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..

Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->
Circuit: Bhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?


Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
''Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!''
''JO AALA ZARF HOTE HAIN HAMESHA JHUK KE MILTE HAIN, SURAHI SAR NIGO HO KER BHARA KERTI HE PEMANA.''
Ever wonder why

the sun LIGHTENS our hair, but DARKENS our skin?

Why is it that to STOP Windows 98, you have to click START?

Why is ''ABBREVIATED'' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do PRACTICE?

Why is the man who invests all your money called BROKER?