Wife : Honey .

Wife : Honey .
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
  

May, 22 2010     196 chars (2 sms)     2052 views       Funny

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Sholay mein ABRAHAM LINCOLN ka double role tha.....
batao kaise....????

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Amitabh Bachan''s biased coin....having two heads.....


;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own


Jiddat k iss daur mein,
Shadi ho LAHORE mein..

Pyaari si ik biwi ho,
Jaisay rangeen tv ho..

Gol matol sey saalay hon,
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon..

Pyaari si ik saali ho,
Biwi k baad ghar wali ho..

Jiddat k iss daur mein,
shaadi ho LAHORE mein

Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
Yaad Kere Hain Tumhain Tanhai Main

Dil Dooba Hai Ghamo''n Ki Tanhai Main

Humain Na Dhonndo Dunya Ki Parchai Main

Hum Milenge Tumhain Tumhari Girlfriend Ki Razai Main . . .

HaPpY WiNtEr. . .
TuM is ShehAr k khuLoos sE Abhi wAqif nAhi "Pappu" , , ,





Yeh Roti b nAhi KhiLAte Or BArtAn b dhuLwA Lete hAin . . . :d :p ;->
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.

They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.

Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.

They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.

They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.

And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P
Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..

''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
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Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->
In logon kee samajh nahee aati, Hamesha dohra roop,

kaisay:

Proof#1: lardki lardkey ko chchery to Shararat aur agar lardka chchery to Badmashi.

Proof#2: Agar koi ameer kaam mein apni wife ka haat bataye to "understanding" aur agar gharib bataye to "Jhooroo ka Ghulam"
Uuuuufffffff reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy LLLLLooooooggg
Girl before marriage looks like, Barbie doll.. After Marriage, Beautiful doll.. After 1 year, Nice doll.. After 2 years, Only doll.. After 3 years, Panadol........