Sardar Pathan se:

Sardar Pathan se:
Sardar Pathan se:
Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon

Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do:-D
  

May, 25 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2559 views       Funny

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mujhe jab b tumhari yaad aati hai to


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mein Animal planet dekhta hoon,,,,

Quaid-e-Azam
Baani-e-Millat





Fatima Jinah
Maader-e-Millat






Liaqat Ali Khan
Shaheed-e-Millat



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Parvez Musharraf ? ? ?






Aatey Ki Qillat . . . ;->
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->
The Latest New Dance Craze

Is Called

"The Politician"



It''s Two Steps Forward


One Step backward


And Then


A Sidestep ... ;->
Hamesha Yad Rakho..

Hum
Is
Dunia
Me
Dosro
Ki
Khidmat
Karne
Aye
Hain
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Wah!
To Phir Dosre Kia Aam Lene Aye Hain?(",)


Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”

Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”
Seven Phases Of Life


1) Studies


2) Games


3) Entertainment


4) Love


5)



6)



7)



Life Ends When Love Starts...!!!


Newton''s law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provided that the role of

WAPDA remains constant".
Close yours Eyes think about yourself, your face,your style, your hair, your nature, your smile, your looks,
Now you open your eyes
U have just Spent Half a minute watching a Horror Movie clip . . . . :p ;->
Jaamia Hafsa ki tamaam taalibaat baahar aa gaen par aik andar reh gai,

kyon...?

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Uss ka burqa

Molvi ABDUL AZIZ pehan gae ha
Press Unlock

and then *

Keypad

active.

Now Go to

Messages

& then

Inbox.

Now Select some

Gud Messages

&

forward to Me!

Logon ko msg send karne ka bhi

Tarika batana padta hai.
1 Day A Man Called His
6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd
"Now Tell Me, Who''s
Been Mst Obedient
During Lst Week n Did
Evrythng Mummy Askd?"

All Answr In 1 Voice
"U, Daddy" ;->