Sardar Pathan se:

Sardar Pathan se:
Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon

Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do:-D

May, 25 2010 153 chars (1 sms) 2396 views Funny

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A suicide bomber to Mulla Umer:

A suicide bomber to Mulla Umer:

Sir jee! barood thora kum dala karen Last time hamara Aadmi jannat se bhi aagay nikal gaya tha. . . . . .!!!

Who Is A Doctor???

Who Is A Doctor???

He Is That Person

Who Cures The

''Ills''

By

''Pills''

&

''Kills''

The Person With His ''Bills...

O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai

Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno

Ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->

What Is difference

What Is difference Between Secretary and personal seceretary??
Secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir

Larkiyan shalwar k neechy kiya penanti hain

Larkiyan shalwar k neechy
kiya penanti hain?

SOCHO

AUR SOCHO

GUESS?

Phir SOCHO..

Inta Ajeeb to mat
SOCHO,

Pagal na bano

"chappal pehnti hain"

Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni

Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni ??

Because Dhoni Orient fans se hindustan ke har ghar ke KONE KONE mei hawa pahuncha rahe thei. Lekin PADUKONE tak hawa nahin pahunchi.

ya allah ya rehman

Ya ALLAH
YA REHMAN
YA RAHEEM

Daro Mat

Kisi Ko Frwrd Nhi
Krna !!

Khud Hi Parh Lo
PAAPI INSAAN ... ;->

Gali aor Zardari

Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay

Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya

Husband & wife

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

If i had A Camera..

If i had A Camera..
I Would Snap Ur

Every Moment
Every Smile
Every Memory
& Keep them in my Kitchen
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.
to Scare Rats n Cockroachs! ;)

hajam kerte kerte

hajam kerte kerte
hajam kerte kerte
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-

hajam kerte kerte
arey haan bhai hajam kerte kerte

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hajam ker gae

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dusre din dekha tho kuch jyada hi wajan kam ker gae..........;->

I Accept

I Accept

I Beleive

I Admit

I m "0" Zero

But This Is Not End

I Want Her

B''coz

Widout Her

I''m Incomplete

Her 0 = HER0

So Be Quick

Arrange
"HER" For Me ;->

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