Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.