Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
Sardar Goes to Doctor n Say: Badan pe kahin pe bhi ungli lagata hon tu dard hota ha , Doctor Exrays jis entire body and finds that the sardar''s finger is fractured :)
Sweetheart! u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true, here’s a wish 4 my darling… may all your dreams come true & i wish u a very happy birthday. with lots of love and kisses… from a heart that beats…just 4 you by me.
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
Jota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhe ki 1 sali ne kaha: me tu 1100 lungi.2nd sali boli me tu 2100 lungi. peche se 1 memon bola baje 2310 lelo,us me FM be he
