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May, 25 2010
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Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi
Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi
10g mitti
10g knkar-pathar
25 type k kire makore
5g makri k jale n
500g bhusa
KAMAAL HAI...! MUJHE LAGTA THA K KHALI HOGA
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai?
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“VICKS” Kyunki
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VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.
sardar Bought A New Mobile.
sardar Bought A New Mobile.
Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..
Sardar Bazar Gya
Aur
Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya
You are Sweet, Cute and an
You are Sweet, Cute and an
Ultra-dynamic Personality !!
You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart !! :-)
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kab toot jaye m
Kab "TOOT" jaye,
"MOBILE" he to hai!
Kab "BADAL"jaye,
"SIM" he to hai!
Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.
Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->
Deposit IT In My Account
Sending You A Cheque Of
Rs Hapinessssss/-
When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE
Withdraw it From My Account
&
Whenever U r Too HAPPY
Deposit IT In My Account ... (:
Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se
Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se
Hosake to lot aa kisi bahane se
Tu lakh Khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh
Mohalay me kitna Kachra jama hai Tere na any se.
Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin
Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin,
Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi
Ladki Nahi.
Agar Fir Bhi Na Pate,To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nah
A Man Can Be Happy
A Man Can Be Happy Wid Any Woman . . .
As Long As
He Does Not Love Her . . . ;->
ghar ma mera hi hukam chlta hy
Sikh: Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy
Ma Kehta hon, garm pani ly aao, wo le aati hy,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sikh: Garam pani ma hi Bartan Achay Dhultay hain:-)
Lady:Doctor sahab
Lady:Doctor sahab mere kuttey ne petrol pe liya hai. Doctor:koi baat nahi jab petrol khatam ho jayega to vo aapne aap ruk jayega.
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