Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
Eik pagal American se : Tum Japani ho na ?
American : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : tum japani ho..!
American : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : nahi tum japani ho..
American : han han mai japani hon..!
Pagal : lagte tu AMERICAN ho..