Prince charles & sardarji

Prince charles & sardarji
Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
  

May, 25 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     3145 views       Funny

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What a Wondrful Drama..
Writen by Dr Farooq Sattar
Cast:
Hero:Altaf bhai
Heroen:Altaf
Vilan:Altaf
Drama Name
"Istifa,topi ya chalaki"
Altaf, Altaf.. Bajao tali.


Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega...
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Balkay
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Ye Socho K...

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!
Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta Hai Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai

" Akhri Aram Gah "

Jab Musharaf Maray Ga Tu Auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga

" AKhri Haram Da "

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Sorry Musharaf Shab

Kiya KAru public Demand HA
A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!
''Duniya Main Reh Kar Sapno Main Kho Jao
Ksi Ko Apna Bana Lo
Ya Ksi K Ho Jao
Agr Khuch Bhi Nhi Kar Sagte To Takia Lagao Aur So Jao''



2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten
kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango}
girta hy..
pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira?
aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy
k saalo pak gya hon
mei tum logo ki baten sun kr... ;->
Garnal Major Ne Aik Roz Aik Mulazim Ko
Bulaya Aur Sakht Lehje Mai Kaha

Mai Ne Pechle 2 Saal Mai Ye Bat Khas Tor Par Note Ki Ha K Jub Bhi Apni khala Ki Bemari Ka Keh Kr Daftar Se Choti Le kr Jate Ho Us Roz Zoror Koi Cirkt Match Hota Hai

Mulazim Sar Kujate Howe Bola Ap Ka Kehne ka Matlb Ye Ha K Meri Kala Bemari ka Bhana Karti Hai . . . ?
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
What happens when a lion Roars?





Think....




Think harder....


Its easy!!







Ans. Tom and Jerry starts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jisko b daikha hy rotay huwe dekha hy

"DOST"
ye mohabbt kisi tissue company ki saazish tou nhi ....:)
''''Mafi nama''''
Agar
Mere
Sms
Say
Aap
Pareshan ya
Ghusa hon
To
Bila jhijhak
Apne
Mobile
Ko
khench
k
diwar
main
mar
den!
Na rahega
Phone!
Na bajegi
Msg tone..!(_)
A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.