Prince charles & sardarji

Prince charles & sardarji
Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
  

May, 25 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2986 views       Funny

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Phool Kharab Nahi Hota Makhia Kharab Karti Hein

wah wah wah
phool kharab nahi hota
makhia kharab karti hein

Bacha Kharab nahi hota bachiyan kharab krti hain;)
Thru the sky I saw a smile. Thru the smile I saw joy. Thru joy I saw friendship. Thru friendship I saw friends. And thru friends I saw you.
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.
What happens when a lion Roars?





Think....




Think harder....


Its easy!!







Ans. Tom and Jerry starts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,
ek molvi ne kaha Rastey main kahin bhi larki dikhe to Astagfirullah kahna!
Kafi der baad 1 ne Astagfirullah Kaha
Baqi boley :
Kidhar hai ???
Kidhar hai ???
HuM to JaZZ k OffiCE cALL kAr kE
TArhAn tArhAn ki GAaLiyAn
sunA rAhEy thAy "PAppu" , , .

LeKiN..

UnKe iS jAwAb nE ShArMindA kAr diA

"Aur SunAo"..?? =P ;->


Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"

Molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->


Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha
Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
.
.
.
.
Gadhe Ne Kaha
Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”
Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hun Main

Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyaara Hun Main

Filhaal To Ye Sab Sapne Hain

Kyonki Abhi Tak Kunwaara Hun Main... ;->


Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,