Prince charles & sardarji

Prince charles & sardarji
Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
  

May, 25 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2450 views       Funny

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