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1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,
SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,
"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".....
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1- stupidity isn''t a crime, so you''re free to go.
2-When i''ll be married,I''ll be out from the list of stupids.
Karachi K Halat!
Karachi K Halat!
"Paint Shirt"
Pheno Tu Pathan Nahe Choraengy,
"Shalwar Qamez"
Pheno Tu MQM Walay Nahe Choraengy.
"Chaddi Banyan"
Pehno Tu Taleban Nahe Chroaegy,
Or "Kch Na Pehno"
To Awam Nahe Choregi.
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD.
A Boy Wantd 2
A Boy Wantd 2 Know The Age Of His Girl Friend.
So He Askd
Boy: Dear What''s Ur Birth Date?
Girl:4th Novembr
Boy Which Year
Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR :P ;->
Whats difference
Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
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.
If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!
Your network tariff has changed!
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
Aap chlormint kyu khate hai?
Aap chlormint kyu khate hai?
Mujhe pta he,
kyuki
5star
munch
cadbury
nestle
ye sab
0.50 paise ki nhi aati.
When a man steals
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry --
Ye Keh Ker FARAZ
Ye Keh Ker FARAZ Ne Lerkiyon Ko Truck Ke Neechay De Diya...
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Bachna Ay Haseeno Lo Me Aaagaya....
Put Ur Hand On A Hot
Put Ur Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour...
But
Sit Wid A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute...
That''s Reality.... ;->
Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.
Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.
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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.
santa banta
SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi,
bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi..
BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
...
SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.
apni zindagi main
"Apni Zindagi Main
Ronaq Aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
Chahate Ho Tou
Apna Zameer Baich
Dalo
Aish-o-Ishrat
Main Raho Ge"
~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
Asif Ali Zardari ~
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