1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI

1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".....
  

May, 25 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2798 views       Funny

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