1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI

1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".....

May, 25 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 3165 views Funny

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Its not an achievement 2

Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, ''N'' I know I''ve made ONE, that''s . . . YOU !!

Ek Bacha Doosre Se:

Ek Bacha Doosre Se:

Yaar Mere Abbu Ka Intikaal Ho Gaya

Doosra Bacha :

Shit Yaar
China Ki Cheezo''n Main Ye Hi
Masla Hai ;->

Manager 2 Sardar

Manager 2 Sardar :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ???
Sardar :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui.
Manager :- Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai...
Sardar :- Nahi ji, meri bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui......

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mujhe pata tha pura parhey bina
tujhe Sukoon thori aaey ga le mar

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Feeling is a painting - neva spoil it

Feeling is a painting - neva spoil it

Face is a book - try to read it

Love is precious - dont miss it

Frendship is a mirror - dont break it

nature rich

u get rich naturally as u grow old:silver in ur hair, gold in ur teeth, sugar in ur blood, stones in ur kidney & never supply of GAS...:-p :D

ROz naya kapde penkar meri rhe gurzar se gurzar jati ho

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ROz naya kapde penkar meri rhe gurzar se gurzar jati ho,
Meri jaan sach sach batao ye kapde kaha se churati ho.

Ek Line Mein

Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari Kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi Hain...
Magar Un Mein Se Ek Chiti White Hai....
Aisa Kyun???
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Kyunki Vo Chiti Vidhwa (Widow) Hai..

''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati

''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati hai
Dil ko bahut tadpati hai
Socha ki call kar lu
Kambakhat yeh customer care ki ladki barbar balance low batati hai.!!''

''Yaar Aik Kaam Tha Tum Se!

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Please Ye Nuktay to Gin k Bata Do.''

Wrong

When a Guy does Something Wrong...

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

When a Girl does Something Wrong...

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

V Like Each Other Bcz

V Like Each Other Bcz
U Think Im Nice
I Think U R Nice
U Think Im Cool
I Think U R Cool
U Think Im Sweet
I Think U R Sweet
U Think Im Smart
I Think U R Rite ;->

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