1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI

1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".....
  

May, 25 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2468 views       Funny

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Aik tah billa























































Bas aik he tah or nahi
"hai"
1 memon apni bv ka sadqa utarta hy 10rs ka
Or us me 90rs dal kr card load krta hy
bv pochti hy ye kya kya
memon
Sadqa gharib govt ko gya balance mere pas
Why Does D Baa Of Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Never Die?



Coz Gods Never Die..
Cnfusd!
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Baa ''Khuda'' Tumhi Ho!!
There''s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence .

You can kiss your girlfriend its Confidence .. Only you can kiss your girldfriend is Over-Confidence
Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane K Rs.50,000/-Lgengey

Husband:Pagal Ho Kia?Qazi Ne Rs.101/- May Shaadi Karwai Thi!

VAKeeL Dekh liya na Sastey Kaam ka Nateeja
Wen a black cat falls down from 60 feet
wat wil de white cat say











Don''t think like a philosphr
cat will only say


MEeeaAOOon;-)


Best error message of the century.....!!!!

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No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->
As I watched da ants crawl up da wall,I noticed dat no matter how busy dey r, dey still communicate wid each other.Hope v''ll b like them,in touch..Always. . .
Mil gya

Oye hoe mil gya

O bally bally mil gya

Dhinchik dhinchik mil gya





Apne saray kaam chor k fazul sms parhne wala 1 or bewakoof mill gya..:
Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal''s father must have his own bar... CHEERS
Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.