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SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi,
bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi..
BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
...
SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.
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Oct, 03 2011
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A hUnt3r shoOts
A hUnt3r shoOts At tiGer,bUt SRK DIES.Y????
sOchO sOchO...
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AreY jAn|X
tiGer wAs wAtchin climAx of DEVDAS
kuch admi dozak mein
Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi
Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy,
Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye
Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein
Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha,
Ye Sab Karachi Se Ayen Hen
Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.= P ;->
pocket mein rocket
Aapko Moon pe jana ho to aap kiske paas jaoge..?
ISRO..?
NASA..?
No..
Ranbir Kapoor k Paas..
Qki uske-"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai
Dear Shameless customer!!!
Dear Shameless customer!!!
V r withdrawing ur sms facility.
Records show that u have no out going sms since many months.
To retain service plz msg at 03343004071
parosi!!!!
Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
Baja kar bhaag jata tha
Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?
Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai.
Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain
Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?
Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.
abey main hon na
GOLDEN WORDS
"Abey, main hon na! Tum log jao double sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou bas mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena..."
By:
William Badchoda =P =D
Old man walkng on
Old man walkng on
street sees a child tryin
2 reach a doo bell
Old man goes to d
door,rings the bell&
says Wt else little man?
Child: Chalo hon Nassoo..->
It Is Very Easy
It Is Very Easy
2 Eat Sweet Chocolates
Speak Sweet Words
Watch Sweet Dreams
But
Its Very Difficult
2 Find
A Sweet Person
But
I Salute U
Tusi Menu Lab e Lya ... ;->
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Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai,
Na Taj main hai,
Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raj mai hai,
Na woh maza kisi Khazanay main hai,
Jo maza Naak se chohay nikal k Gol Ghumanay main hai.
Jab se aapko dekha hai,
Jab se aapko dekha hai,
yaqin karo
Raat
Din
Subha
Sham
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Khaty
Petay
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jaatay
Meri to HANSI hi nhi rukti.
Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?
Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?
Papu: sir gir gaya tha or lag gai thi
tchr: Kaha gir gaye thay or kia lag gai thi?
papu: Bistar par gir gaya tha or Ankh lag gayi thi sir
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