santa banta

santa banta
SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi,

bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi..

BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
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SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.
  

Oct, 03 2011     168 chars (2 sms)     2976 views       Funny

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All nation was enjoying the match but missing one thing
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Guess what

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SUNO ZARA KHUSI KI AAHAT SUNO ZARA DIL KI CHAHAT =P ;)
1986 ki Girl: Mama Jeans Phen lo?
Mom: Na Baiti Log Kiya kahe gaye
2006 ki girl: MAMA mini skirt phen lo?
Mom: Pehn baiti Kuch tu Phen
Teacher to Students" Students agar app koi kaam kar rahey hon aur wo app k liye achcha ho to jo chahey ho jaye uss par qayam raho"



"Oh I have found the reason why boys keep on teasing girls"
Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.


Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?
W1y w2y w1y w5y
W5x w1y w2y w1y

Nhi smaj aya?
Zra ulta kr k dekho




HaHaHa!

Paagal!
Jab seedha smaj nhi aya to ulta kese smaj aaey ga
ORIGINAL DON:
DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain

magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nai namumkin b hai

Q K


DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,
Things To Remember
In Life ...

"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"

And

"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai

To Aisa Ker Jao,K Jahan Bhi

Tum Jao,Jis Gali Se Bhi Guzro,

Her Ghar Se Aik Hi Awaz Aay

"O Pai! Koora Edhron

V Chuk Ley"

Hahahaha
Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..

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tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?
''Height Of Kanjusi . . .











Searching For second Hand Tata Nano Car. . .












That too with gas kit...!!!''
SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%











DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..