santa banta

santa banta
SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi,

bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi..

BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
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SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.
  

Oct, 03 2011     168 chars (2 sms)     2183 views       Funny

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Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,

kyou k....?

GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum Sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi Sedha Jata Tha
Hum Seadha Chalta Geya

Road Yakdam Mur Gya

Samne Aik Darkht Ata Tha Ham Darkht Ki Taraf Jata Tha Darkht Hmari Tarf Ata Tha

Humne Break Mara

Darkht Nahin Ruka
Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara
Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro
An MBA Student to a Sweeper:
"Mere Pas Degree Hai,Knowledge Hai, 4 Logon Mein Izzat Hai.
Tere Pas Kya Hai?"
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Sweeper Proudly replied:
"Mere Pas Job Hai"

Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?

Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha.

Papa : Toh Kya Hua?

Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->

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.***Aameen***

Dil mein maangi thi ... ;)
Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti

karoge din mein to rahegi chusti

karo kam se kam din mein ek bar

to rahegi tandrusti

Nahin samjhe?

EK SMS
Us Ne Aik Pal Bhi Meri Masomiat Na Daikhi Pappu ...





Bus Pakra Aur 250 Ka Chalaan Kaat Dia ... ;->
Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)
Machchar ne apko kata
wo uska Junun tha..


Aapne khujli ki wo apka
Sukun tha..


Chah kar bhi aapne use
nahi mara...


Kyonki uski ragoo me
apka khoon tha..-;>
It''s v easy
2 eat Sweet Choclate,
Speak Sweet Words,
Watch
Swet Dreams
Bt
It''s v Difficult
2
Find A
Sweet Person. bt I Salute U
"Tusi menu lab ei lya"
DON ne ab jurm ki dunia chor di hy

Ab 1 MADRASSA banaya hy

So plz...



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