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Aur kya dekh rahe ho,kuch reh gya kya?

.. LAALCHEE ...
  

May, 25 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2022 views       Funny

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Did u see anything there that
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Mirror nai Dekhny ka
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Paida Hua Zardari Tou
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Lo Aaj Hum Bhi
Sahib-e-Aulaad Ho Gaye

;->
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Studnt:
H2 Mgcl Nacl HNO3O.
Teacher: Yeh Kia Hai.
Student: Sir Ye Karachi Ka Pani Hai.. :-D
Apna hath apne sar pe
phairen!


Aik bar phir phairen



Dobra phairen


Chalen 1 bar phir


Ab to aap ko yaqin ho
gya ho ga k...



"GADHEY K SAR PE SEENG
NAHI HOTEY..->

Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.




Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.





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