I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But i cant send u all of them,

It wil take lot of time...

So i m sending u just 1 joke...

"u r very beautiful"

May, 22 2010 157 chars (1 sms) 2682 views Funny

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Tortoise and rabbit

Tortoise and rabbit gave CET exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in a good college, cut off was 85%. Rabbit dint get but tortoise got... How....??????? . . .. . .
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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard.. So.. Sports quota!!!!

Food for thought:

Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.

Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga

Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...

Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)

Pyar B Ajab Shay He

Pyar
B Ajab Shay HePyar
B Ajab Shay He
Maa Se Ho To
"EBADAT"
Baap Se Ho To
"AQEEDAT"
Behan Se Ho To
"FARZ"
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Bivi Se Ho To
Sub Kehtay Hen
"JORU" Ka Ghulam. . ;->

A man goes to the

A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.

The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."

The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"

And the man replies, "No, just spots."

roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani

roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani

roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani

roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani

chota tha tabhi dekhne nahi mili koi mil gaya...

ab dekhta hu mein reshma ki jawani...;->

"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:

Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum

"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D

Police Inspector

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.

Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.

Apni Biwi Ko 100%

Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai

Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai

Height of youthfulness..

Height of youthfulness....

KKusum of Serial Kkusum looks yunger than her daughter in law..

manna padega, that woman depicts 50 yrs atleast..

but still looks wrinkle free

baqi load shedding agle saal se hog

31 December ko is saal load shedding ka akhri din hoga..
"Raja Pervaiz Ashraf"
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Baqi load shedding agle saal se hogi... ;->

Every man''s wish

Every man''s wish
Ganguly ne Natwest
series jeet ke shirt utari,
Dhoni ne T20 cup jeet ke shirt utari,
Kaash
Sania Mirza bhi jaldi se Wimbledon jeet le

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