I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But i cant send u all of them,

It wil take lot of time...

So i m sending u just 1 joke...

"u r very beautiful"

May, 22 2010 157 chars (1 sms) 3761 views Funny

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i believe u have cli

I believe u have climbed high mountains, walked on thorny paths, sailed on the raging seas and took a ride on dangerous highways.

C''mon let''s face it; Your God - Jehova has always been faithful all the way. Enjoy your day, you are worth it.

Happy Birthday.

MErE MobiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA

NEWS

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MErE MobiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA hy..
12 sMs Moke pEr jAnbAhAk,
25 ShAdEEd ZAkhMi,
50 sMs LA pAtA,
Or..
8 sMs nE INboX mE dAm tOr diA.. =P ;->

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

Main Niyat Karta Houn .

Main Niyat Karta Houn ..! K Ajj Say Hr Larki Ko Maa Samjhoun Ga...!
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Apnay Honay Wale Bachoun Ki |''!''|

Humari Dosti Tab Khatam Ho Gi

Humari Dosti Tab Khatam Ho Gi
Jab 1 Gunga Phone Karega
1 Behri Ko Batane K Liye K
1 Andhe Ne Dekha
1 Langre Ko Daurty Huey
1 Ganje K Peeche Us K Baal Kaatne K Liye ;->

Agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.

Agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.

1. UNIT NO. 1.

2. SATHI ZAMIN PER.

3. BHAI LOG LANDON WALAY.

4. OPRETION 92.

5. LONDON TO NINE ZERO.

6. SIRF ALTAF.

7. BHAI JO BHI KAHEN.

8. LAGAY RAHO ALTAF BHAI...

aj tenu maithon door hoyan 4

aj tenu maithon door hoyan 4 maheeney 8 ghantey 41 minute tey 25 second ho ghaye nein

"aye naa samjhee k mein dooriyan da time ghinya wey mein tey oh time ghinwan deha waan jehrda "Rub da bohta karam hundiyan shuru hoya seee"

"Ma Ka Ladla Bigad Gaya"

Jaha Dekho
Jidhar Dekho
Aap k liye sab ki zuban pe 1 hi bat

"Ma Ka Ladla Bigad Gaya"

taniya good news for you

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!

r u sick suffering from fever

Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha

R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan

No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar:

I heard that good looks can kill? .

I heard that good looks can kill?
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So, please don?t look at me
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I don?t wanna see you die.!!

Beemar shohar:

Beemar shohar:
MuJhe Janwron k doctor k pass le Jao..
Biwi: Wo kiun..?
Shohar: Roz subah ''Murghe ki trah uth jata hun,
''Ghore ki trah bhag k ofice jata hun,
ghaday ki trah kaam krta
hun,
Ghar aa k sub par kutte ki trah bhonkta hun,
Aur

Raat ko ''Bhains k sath so jata hun..

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