I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But i cant send u all of them,

It wil take lot of time...

So i m sending u just 1 joke...

"u r very beautiful"

May, 22 2010 157 chars (1 sms) 2771 views Funny

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Patan Apni Girlfrend

Patan Apni Girlfrend K Saath Date Par Gaya
Aur
Aahista Se Bola
''''Mere Dil Main Ek Baat Hai Magar Kehte Huey Ghabrata Hoon. . . Tum Gussa Karogi ''''

Girl: Nahi Karungi, Ab Keh Bhi Do

Pathan: Tumhare Paas Niswaar Hai . . . ;->

Propose Karne

Propose
Karne
Ka
Yakdam
Jakkas
Style

" Kya Ghoor Ghoor K Dekhti Hai ... Mar Dale Gi Kya .. ??
Dil Daina Hay To Dai ... Rakkh k Achaar Dalaye Gi Kia ..?? "

no i am not

No

I
am
not
decent

I
am
not
good

I
am
Stupid

I
am
Mental

I
am
Idiot

Aisa Q Sochtey Ho
Tum, Tum Jese B ho
Mere Dost Ho, Got It ;->

Is SMS ko bht

Is SMS ko bht

Sumbhal k rakhna

Ye mamoli SMS nahi

Ye kemti SMS hy

Inbox me rakhna

Ye SMS

* (''v'')
(( )) ¥ ¥

2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.

WIFE:main maeke ja

WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshish na kar

Once upon a time

Once upon a time, Sada and Ada, visited a coal mine to find some diamonds.
Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.
Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.
Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn''t (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!

Why ??

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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!

hey dude a piece of

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful

Monkey ... ;->

Kyo Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarha Badal Jatay Hoo

Kyo Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarha Badal Jatay Hoo

Har Naye Din Hamara Dil Dukhatay Hoo

Yeh Baat Sun Kar Hamari Roh Kamnp Gai

Tum Bartan Dhonay Wale Saboon Se Nahatay Ho

Rab kare apko sab mily Himut

Rab kare apko sab mily
Himut
Izut
Rupiya
Bangla
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
car
pyaar

Aur kya dekh rahe ho,kuch reh gya kya?

.. LAALCHEE ...

Why Did Lady Throw

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?

Bcoz..

Baba Ramdev Said

"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"

Arz Kia Hai

Arz Kia Hai

Soch Samajh K Na Ki Jis Ne Shaadi
Us Ne Jeevan Bigar Liya

Aur

Samajh K Ki Jisne Shaadi
Us Ne Bhi Kia Ukhaar Lia .... ;->

A sardar went 2

A sardar went 2 international cookin contest. Wen judges came 2 him,
he was movin spoon in empty karhai.
Judge Asked: kya bana rahe ho...?
Sardar: Pagal..

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