Amrican: Hmary tu Kutty chor pkar lety hen! Japani: Hmari fish tu Basket Ball khel leti hy. Pakistani: Lo dasso jee Sady ty Bandar V msg parh lendy ny.
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai