''Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-

''Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-
''Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-
Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye
Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen

Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,
Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,

Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen

Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!
  

May, 24 2010     317 chars (2 sms)     2287 views       Funny

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spell the word silk without looking here


now say "silk" 5 times

what does a cow drink?
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milk? a cow drinks water...
''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??

G=GHOST
I=IN
R=REAL
L=LIFE

SO AVOID GIRLS AND SEND ME HERR NUMBERS
I''M PROFESSIONAL
GHOST RIDER''


Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?

Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
Definition of Laziness:-

"Its a talent

of taking rest

before you get tired!!"
GALS look beautiful, not coz of make up o attitude...!

its just dat BOYZ ave good imginations!!
Man In Restaurant Sees A Woman Sitting.
Man Asks Politely:Is This Seat Empty?

Woman(Furiously):Yes! And Once You Sit On It, My Seat Would Also Be Empty!
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!


1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->


A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->

Apne mulk ki hifazat karain




Kyun k






Ap ko dulhan yahan se hi milni hai... =P ;->
Computer K Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai. . . . .


Abhi Dekhna Ek Nirala Bandar Apne Haath Main Mobile Pakar Ker



Kitne Mast Andaz Se Sms Parhe Ga . . . ;->
Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings.