Press down if u like me

Press down if u like me
Press down
if u like me

So u like me


so sweet


Ok
u can stop


Enough plz
Stop it


this is 2 much



Oh my God


Ok Ok
i like u 2


Uff,Crazy fans..
  

May, 25 2010     181 chars (2 sms)     2006 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages



This is my head ….

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks.
I am feeling much better now:-)
Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Driver: jee haan

Nargis: kya lo gay?

Driver: paisay
Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?

Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He

"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!!
Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan
.
1.Ap us k Sms baar baar parhty hen
.
2.Ap us k saamny jaty huay Hich-Kichaty hen
.
3Jub ap us k bary me sochty hen to ap ka DIL taiz dharakta hy
.
4.Ap jub ys ki awaz sunty hen to Muskuraty hen
.
6.Ap us k liye kch b kr skty hen
.
7.Ye sms parhty waqt ap k dimagh me bs usi ka hi khyal hy
.
8.Or ap usy sochny me itny masroof thay k ap ko pta hi nhi chala k point no.5 missing hy
.
Ye hoti hy"MUHABBAT"
Are u free now Whn u get time call me.I need 2talk 2u abt somethng personal?








Arabian sea is for sale...Shall we both buy it?:-)
A Girl May Not Help U To Get Lots Of Salary

But. . .

Salary May Help U To Get Lots Of Girls. . .

So, Love Ur Work Not Girls. . . ;->
''Yaar Aik Kaam Tha Tum Se!
..........
.
.......
.
.....
.
.......
.
....
.........
Please Ye Nuktay to Gin k Bata Do.''
What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???
























Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->
so Sweet is ur SMILE???


so Sweet is ur STYLE???


so Sweet is ur VOICE???


so Sweet is ur EYE?????


see .......how Sweetly I LIE
What Did God Say After Creating The First Man In West Indies?

?

?

?

?

?

Aila..
Yeh To Jal Gaya!! ;)
Which Department Have Great Loss Due To Load Shedding?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Family Planing
ALLAH Hi ALLAH
Kiya Kro..
Dukh Na Kise ko
Diya Kro...
Itna sasta Msg
Hai...
Kabhi Kabhi To
Kiya kro...