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May, 25 2010
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2 Sardar bank
2 Sardar bank Lootanay gaye ..par gun bhool gaye phir bhi bank loot liya .. KAISE ??
after all manager bhi Sardar the..bola gun kal dikha jana!
whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!
whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!
think..!
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.dOnt giVe uO...U sTill hAv A lOt Of t|me...!
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k...i''ll tell u...!
iT''s uR brAin....tRying tO scrOll dOwn bUt nOt uSinG uR brAin :->
main nain r0 kar uss
Main Nain R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha
Kya Tum Nain New Pyar Dhuund Lia Hai ?
Kamini Sharma Kar B0li~
"Bus Activate Karna Baqi Hai"...! =P ;->
Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon
Dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair Arz kia hy
Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaado''n k Deep
Hato Bachoo,
Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeeeep.. =P ;)
agar basanti ki maus
Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi
bandhe to basnti & thakr ka kya rishta hua?
Kuch b nahi,kaam karo apna,Thakur k hath hi nahi the.
1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga
1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga
dosra bola wo q
pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy ;->
how to avoid bad dreams @ night...?
how to avoid bad dreams @ night...?
very simple yaar
dont remember ur face b4 sleep...
& remember my face for sweet dreams... :-)
Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
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But reply me first.
Kia haal hai? =P ;)
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
''Tum aa gaye ho ;
''Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe.....''
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...
Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?
Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
sentence with a direct object
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.
Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.
Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?
Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
Sardar g:
Sardar g: My computer is going crazy..
Shopkeeper: Why, Whats wrong..?
Sardar g: I dont have a keyboard but it still gives a keyboard error. . . . . ;->
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