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Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke
Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge...???
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Ramu:Pani Nahi To Hum
Swim Kaise Karenge
Aur Swim Nahi Kiya To Doob Jayenge...!!!
1st Boy: Yaar Larki ko
1st Boy: Yaar Larki ko
I Love u kehny ki sub se achi jaga kon si hy?
2nd Boy: Mazaar
1st Boy: kyun ?
2nd Boy: kyun k wahan Larkion ne chappal nhi pehni hoti.
Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
"Jab B Apne Dosto''n Ki
Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B
Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo"
Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha
"Ammi Agr Me Soch Samajh
K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me
Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->
during the match
During the match
batsman LBW hoa
1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,
lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
Flatter me
Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.
A LawYer
A LawYer
Will dO
AnYthInG 2 Win
A CaSe
SomeTimeS
He Will
EvEn tElL ThE TrUth... ;->
Always listen to your wife
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :
99% Sound and 1% Advice….
Two secrets to keep
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.
You know why women
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
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Finally Wife..!!!
Ustad Shagird Batao
Ustad Shagird Batao Chai(TEA) Nuqsun Dah Hai Ye Faida Mand ?
Shagird Nay Jawab Dia Agar Koi Piladay To Faidamand
Agar Pilani Par Jai To Nuqsun Dah Hay ;-);-)
What Is The Height of Flirting:
What Is The Height of Flirting:
Writing a love letter with a HEADING: To Whomsoever It May Concern...!
o my gaad lacoste
One fine day Meera was walking by the river
and suddenly saw a crocodile,
she screamed...
" O MY Gaad, LACOSTE " ;->
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