Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy

Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy

Uski ankhein sagar se b zada gehri hyn

Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte,

Täb pata chlä ullu ki path''thi behri hy!

May, 25 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 3047 views Funny

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electricity ameen all is well

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On every tick of clock,
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Electricity Ameen!
(ALL Is WELL)"

Hello..!

Hello..!

This is A.T.D (Any Time Disturbance) Service

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We Specialize in Disturbing And Irritating People at Odd Times!!

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Hope The Goal is Achieved...

Thank You..!

Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan

Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai

Pani Puri wale k paas.

girls are like internet domain names

Girls are like Internet domain names..

the ones I like are already taken!

1 charsi dosre se

1 charsi dosre se
Abe tere ko pata hai
BHARAT
or
HINDUSTAN
men JUNG chir gai

Dosra charsi
abe shukar hai apna

INDIA
beech men nahi aya....;-)

Interviewer: Can

Interviewer: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Interviewee: P-O-S-T-B-O-X....

"B.v Apne Shohar Ki Tareef Kb Krti Hy" 1

"B.v Apne Shohar Ki Tareef Kb Krti Hy" 1
Aadmi ne Apne Dost Se Poocha

Dost: Jb Shohar Chorh Jaye

"Kia Mtlb?" Aadmi Ne Poocha

Dost: Mtlb Ye K Bht Kch Chorh Jaye ... ;->

JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho

JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho

JoW Gi KiA TuM TuB BhI

MuJh Se KaRo Ga?

BiVi Ne ShOaR Se SaWaL KiA

ShOaR: KaR ToU RaHa Ho . . ;->

Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha

Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-

Teri aawaz sunne

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.

Good Time Bad Time

Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai.

Not every flower

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!

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Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy

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