Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy

Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy
Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy

Uski ankhein sagar se b zada gehri hyn

Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte,

Täb pata chlä ullu ki path''thi behri hy!
  

May, 25 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     3167 views       Funny

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Subha shaam teri Yaad
aave hai,
Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call
tujhe,
Per kambakhat customer service ki larki balance low
batavey hai,
Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,
Swim de deepest ocean,
Walk on hot coal barefoot,
just 4u!

Girl: So sweet Can u come 2 meet me?

Boy: Not now, its Raining....


paki Guys to indians tum dekhtay raho. . .
kheltay raho. . .
kartay raho click
bhabi bana kar lay ayega sania ko shoaib malik. . .
How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .
What is the height of kind heartedness?

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Its "me" messaging u

inspite of d busy schedule!
I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha
Are You Fluent In English .?

Read It Fast . . .

Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper. .=P;->
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!


Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!


Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->
Teacher: "U R Late Today.

School 7 Bajay Lag Jata Hai,

Aur Tum Ab Arahe Ho ?"

Student: Sir Aap Meri Fikar Na

Kiya Karein,

School Shuru Karwa Diya Karein.
A Man Can Be Happy With Any Woman








As Long As








He Does Not LOVE Her . . . ;->

[Oscar Wilde]
AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE





But,





A woman can change your IDEA..


So,




Always change


Women
to change
IDEA(S)





WHAT AN IDEA