Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy

Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy
Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy

Uski ankhein sagar se b zada gehri hyn

Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte,

Täb pata chlä ullu ki path''thi behri hy!
  

May, 25 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     3126 views       Funny

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Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
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Søn:Yes Papa . .!

Father:Wht?

Son:Kitab Kholna. .


Ab Kare''n Apni Ya
Relative Ki Shaadi
Ki Booing
NATIONAL STADIUM
Mein ...


Kyun k






CRICKET Tou Ab PAKISTAN
Mein Hogi Nahi ... ;->
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
Remix

Hum Dosto Ko Bari
pakiza Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,!!






HUM DOSTO KO BARI
PAKIZA $AZA





DETE
HAIN...!!!






Gand MArte Nahi






CHUPA LAGWA Dety heN,,,
DaD: Mazar-e-Qaid Kaha hai?
Son: Pata Nahi
Dad: Kabhi Ghar se Nikla karo
Son: Abu ,Yaqbon Sahab Kaun Hain?
Dad: Pata nahi
Son: Kabhi Ghar mian bhi ap Raha Karu !
AftEr
thE
rEs0uNdInG
sUcCeSs
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thE
INdIaN
bLoCk
buStEr
fILm"TaRaY zAmEeN pAY"
wE
pAkIsTaNiS
prEsEnT


















"pAtRoL AaSmAn pAY"!
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
1admi apne(14) bachon k 7 Zoo gya..
guard se kha hamen wo genda dikhao jis k 8 baçhe hain!
kuçh dair baad guard aya or kaha ap yahin theren genda apko dekhne aarha hai... ;->

Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..


Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...
''('','') ('','') ('','')
<[]> <))\, <))> /\_ / \_ / \_

jo b pasand aye bata dena Rishta karwa don ga Larkian saari Ache hain;-)''


Itna busy b na raha karo,

kabhi hame bhi yaad kar liya karo.

Shero-Shayari na aati ho na sahi.

Aaye hue SMS hi forward kar diya karo.


Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?


A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain.