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"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
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A Black Guy Was
A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God
He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"
God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->
Nine Zero Pe 1
Nine Zero Pe 1
Muhajir Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Pathan
Muhajir Shot
DhUzZzZ
Muhajir: TUM KON ?
Man : Baloch
DhUzZzZz
Muhajir: TUM KON ?
Khusra : Tera Baap
Muhajir : Jao Yaar
Apno Ko KonMaray ...
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
sirf ek bar..
December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,
wo bhegi bhegi ratain,
wo haseen lamhaat,
jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,
jub tum ne..
kaha!
Aande lee loo, garam aande
U can control your Breath but not Death
U can control your Breath but not Death,
U can control your Life but not your Wife,
U can control your Emotions but not
LOOSE MOTION
Hum bhool jane walon
Hum bhool jane walon ko aisi saza dete hain,
WAH,WAH
IRSHAD..
Hum bhool jane walon ko aisi saza dete han,
JOOTA UTARTE HAIN
aur
aur
MOZA SUNGHA DETE HAIN!:-)''
10 Dogs Were
10 Dogs Were Running Than Another Dog Asked
Why r You Running . . . ? ? ?
The Other Dog Replied
"Agli Gali Main Naya Khamba Laga Hai
Chal SU SU Ker K Aate Hain" ;->
Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay
Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay
1..Rozana Brush karna
2..Choclate or sweets kam khana
3..
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
Muj se kabhi panga na lena...
So keep sending sms and smile wid all 32 teeth..!!
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
On Your Office Desk
The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep
Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
In School Canteen,
In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :
"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!"
A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!
1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?
1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?
Writer: 6 months
Doctor: 2 months
Lawyer: 1 month
Prof: 1 week
Student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?
Q: Mohabbat Ho Jati Hai Ya Kerni Parti Hai...
Q: Mohabbat Ho Jati Hai Ya Kerni Parti Hai........?
Ans: Agar Khoobsurat Ho to Ho Jati Hai
AUr Agar Ameer Ho To Kerni Parti Hai
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