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7 Saal pehlay meri grl
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7 Saal pehlay meri grl
7 Saal pehlay meri grl
7 Saal pehlay meri grl
frnd kay saray bhai kam
peh jatay thay,
aj salay ghar mein
bethay ha,
Aur date marna
Impossible Ho gya ha.
JEENAY DO MUSHARAF
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May, 19 2010
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raozay daro
Rozay daro
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Halka haath rakhna aftari haay walima nahin
Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se
Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:
Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?
Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.
Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.
Sir, "N.R.O" :-)
a wise man washes
A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES
But
A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
A Sardar saw
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”
Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain
Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?
Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.
Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain? To batao?
Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain?
To batao?
Agr ram seeta hai,
To ram kya hai?
Socho socho
Simple hai yar
"Darzi"
Samjhay panchvi fail :-D
Husbnd Make A
Husbnd Make A Call 2 His Wife 4m His Office
BEGUM Muje UmAr Sharif K Drame K 2 Pass Mile Hain,
Begum: (WITH joy) Theek Hai Main Tyar hoNa Start Krti HooN
Husbnd: Haan Jaldi Karo,
Pass Kal K Show K Liye Hain.
mainay tumhain piyaar kiya
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…
siut acha hai
Boy 2 Girl: Suit bohat acha pehna hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai
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Girl: Thnx "BHAI JAN"
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Boy: Phir b buri lag rahi ho :-P
Food for thought:
Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.
Pathan participated in a cooking
Pathan participated in a
cooking contest but he was beaten up
by da staff there and disqualified
coz he cooked
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"Naswar Ghosht"
boy to teacher m
Boy To Teacher:
Mam I Love U .
Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,
Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"
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