7 Saal pehlay meri grl

7 Saal pehlay meri grl
7 Saal pehlay meri grl
frnd kay saray bhai kam
peh jatay thay,


aj salay ghar mein
bethay ha,


Aur date marna
Impossible Ho gya ha.




JEENAY DO MUSHARAF
  

May, 19 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2621 views       Funny

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"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U''ll find al frns behind u!
Mazboti Per Ab Ha Yaqeen







Pesh Ha










''PANTEEN'' ...=P ;->
Once Upon A Time
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
''''Will U Marry Me. . . ?''''



Girl Said: ''''NO''''






Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga . . . ;->


Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??





THE story behind the fact......




Two birds went to the theatre.



One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,


So they had to give it a spare row.



Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.




Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->

Ek Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakt Par Char Jata Tha

Dosra Pathan:
Wo Kaisy?

Pathan:
Us Waqat Ye Darakt B Chota Hota Tha. . . ;->
hEIGHT of tEcHNoLoGY


No mOther in mOther bOArd


nO key |N key bOArd
A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable

"khusra"
in a street and asked:

"Are you a prostitute?"

khusra:
"No No i am substitute"



Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!

Happy load sheding.
Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya

Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?

Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->
Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .


Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"
Application 4 Leave

O My Master
When I Come
Goday Goday Water
Rain Chum Chum
Leg My Phisli
Diga Me Dharam
Thallay My Bag
And Utay I M
Is Ly Today
i Cannot Cum.