Teacher :Because of Qauid E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?

Teacher :Because of Qauid E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?
Teacher :Because of Qauid E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?









Student:A Holiday... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     123 chars (1 sms)     1865 views       Funny

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Pathan Dozhk Se Nkla
Chupke Se Jannat Me
Ghuss Gya
Farishte Ne Pakar K
Bhtt Mara
Pathan Bola: Mt Maro
Hum Janati Hy, Dozhk
Me Srf Gul Khan Ko
Naswar Dene Gya Tha ;->
Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl feirnd..
But wht about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher..!!


Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
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K.
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Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti
Hay ..
Son : Papa,Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha

Agar Me Exam Me Paas Ho Jayunga

To Mujhe 5000rs Doge.

Father: Haan

Son: Gud News He,

Apke 5000rs Bach Gaye
The Dentist To The
Little Kid ...

'''' What Kind Of Filling
Would You Like For
Your Tooth ? ''''


'''' Chocolate, Please ... ''''
Kid Replies Innocently ;->
Golden Words.:

" A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol,

Is More Safe Then

A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.."
Yaar


Ranjha Chala Gya



Mahiwal Duub Gya



Majnu Bhi Nahi Raha




Romeo Bhi nahi



Meri Bhi Tabiyat Ab Theek Nahi Rehti



Pata Nahi Ab Larkiyon Ka Kia Banega ;->
Women :Sir,Main Apne Larke Ka Naam Kiya Rakhon?
Sir,Iska Naam Peter Rakh Do..!
Women:Mera Doosra Larka Bhi Hai jo Iska Twin Hai..
Main Us Ka Naam Kiya Rakhoon?
Sir:Uska Naam Repeter Rakh do.
Meri parosan chaat pr i or mjhe dekh kr kaha,

Mere aane se hi aya ye hawa ka jhonka...


Mein dheray se muskuraya or kaha
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PONKA...!
If U''re Not Using Your Smile

U''re Like Man With A

Million Dollars In the Bank

And

No

Check Book
''Plumber: Pipe Naya Laga Diya Hai Aur 1000 Rupay Bill Hogaya Hai.
Man: Aray Itna To Main Engineer Ho K Bhi Nahi Kamata.
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Plumber: Sahi Keh Rahy Ho. Main Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha.''
''Kisi ka jhoota peene se shifa milti hai Ajmal!
Kameena ye bolte bolte meri sari Pepsi pi gaya!''