A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.
Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!