Chalo Faraz ab ishq ka mza chakain

Chalo Faraz ab ishq ka mza chakain

Tmam dawain bacho ki pohnch sy dur rakhen

Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karen

Tbiat zyada khrab hoto doctor sy ruju karen.

May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2128 views Funny

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non smokers vs smoker

NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
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SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
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Attitude matters... ;->

Dil ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nah

Dil ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi

Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi

Mer JaoGe Aise Roz lga Lga Ker

Qabz Hai Tou Hashmi Churan Khate Kyun Nahi :p

Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.

Ek Phatan Ko Hotle

Ek Phatan Ko Hotle Me Job Mil Gye, Hotle Malik Ne Us Ki Duty Namak Dani Me Namak Bharne Ki Laga Di

Sham Ko Jb Malik Aaya To Us Ne Deakha K Phatan Ne Sirf Ek Namak Dani Namak Se Bhari Hai

Malik Guse Se Bola : Hudd Haraam Ho Tum

Phatan Bola ! Kocchaa Hm Kya Krta Is Ka Soorakh Hi Boht Tung Thaa

:-) :-)

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!

Human beings r soluble in water.

A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!

jawani aur barhapa

Techer: jawani or buraphay main faraq batao.
Student: Jawani main mobile main haseenoun k number hotay hain or buraphay main hakeemoun k...:p

''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Doctor Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

K

Usay Yaad Aaya

K

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-) jwan banda kadi pouul wi janda we ki banaya mere kagzan da yar pata karna''

Teacher: "

Teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved."

Johnny: "Thank You"

Teacher: "Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"

Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain

Load shedding ka jaldi khatma

All pakistani nation se guzarish hai
k chand dino k liye susoo bathrom me na krein
bal k shoper me pack kr k wapda k office
me jama krwa dein ta k jaldi pani ki
kami puri ho or or or

Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz

woh sadak ke is paar

woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the
kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi

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Chalo Faraz ab ishq ka mza chakain

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