Dad goes 2 Bill Gates

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates 4 d proposal of his son
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes 2 d president of da World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!

This is BUSINESS.

May, 25 2010 349 chars (3 sms) 3190 views Funny

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Package Wale So

Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k Saath

Aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat

Its God''s responsibility

Its God''s responsibility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations.

Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.

PaKisTan Armed Forces ;->

''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k Haq main Dua kerta hy

''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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Allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''

Did U Knw Dat

Did U Knw Dat

When Sum1 Annoys U

It Takes 42 Muscles
To Frown

But

It Takes Only
4 Muscles To Extend
Your Arm Out

And

Smack Dat Bastard In
The Head ... ;->

Sardar proposed a girl…

Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.

ek muddat se meri ma

Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nahi Soyi
JAn|x...

Main ne ek baar kaha tha,
Mujhe Raat Ko Bachiyan Phone Karti Hain... =P ;->

welcome to sach ka samna

WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"

jawab sirf
HA
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me dena he

Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..

Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?

Ans plz

Mom:Beta Q ro rhe ho?

Mom:Beta Q ro rhe ho?

Beta:Teacher ne mara hy

Mom:Q Mara?

Beta:Maine unhe MURGI kaha tha

Mom:Q kaha?

Beta: unho ne mujhe test me ANDA jo dya tha..;->

Why did Vivek

Why did Vivek not react when he & Aish brokeoff ?
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Because he was VIVEK OBEY RAI

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

Dulha Mil Gaya

Hello Janu!

Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi Abbu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna

Ok?

Ready

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Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya. :-)

GaaNa ayE yA Na AYE gana chahiay,

GaaNa ayE yA Na AYE gana chahiay,
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Hmara msG aye yA Na AyE Tumhaien bhi to Krna Chahiay..

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Dad goes 2 Bill Gates

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