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Nipa Chowrangi Per 3 Taxi
Or 2 Bus Ko Na Maloom Afraad Ne Roka
Or Us Main Sawaar Hokar

Apne Apne Ghar Chale Gaye.:-D

May, 14 2010 144 chars (1 sms) 6130 views Funny

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Aao!

Aao!

Aaj Hm Dono Waada karen>

K

Hm Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge>

Hm Wafa krenge>

Hm Mohabbat krenge>

Sirf Or Sirf Apne

"Ap"se... =P ;->

Khoobsurat

Khoobsurat

6 inch Lamba

Bohat Mota

Gool Kinaray

Kala

Har LArki Ki Pasand !

NOKIA
6030 LoLX !!

10 Dogs Were

10 Dogs Were Running Than Another Dog Asked

Why r You Running . . . ? ? ?

The Other Dog Replied
"Agli Gali Main Naya Khamba Laga Hai
Chal SU SU Ker K Aate Hain" ;->

admi malik makan say;ap k maka

admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.

Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi

Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Ek molvi sahb ne kaha k ""jahan koi larki nazar aye to
Astagfirullah prho!
Achank ek molvi sahib
Astagfriullah bola
Baqi bole

Kithay?
Kithay?
Kithay?

U May Be BuSy,

U May Be BuSy,

U May Be Engaged

With Lots Of Works.

U Have 1440 min Per day.

Atleast For 1 min

Think

Kahin Aap K Sms Na Kerne Pe Koi Aap Ko Galiyan Na De Rha Ho . . . ;->

Khub surat pholon mai,

Khub surat pholon mai,

Haseen wadiyon mai,

Dil kash bagon mai,

Aap jesa
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1 kierra zaror hota hai.

if i were to make a dictionary

If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->

Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti

Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti

karoge din mein to rahegi chusti

karo kam se kam din mein ek bar

to rahegi tandrusti

Nahin samjhe?

EK SMS

Will,Marry,I &U r going 4 a party.

Will,Marry,I &U r going 4 a party.
Wads d best & worst arrangement u can make.
Did u get
Best: Wil, U, Marry, Me
Worst: I, Will , Marry , U

Its My Last Message To You

Its My Last Message To You

LAST Boley Tou ...

L = Luv U Alwayz
A = All Tym Miss U
S = Save U In My Heart
T = True Frend In Lyf

So Dun Worry Be Happy ... =)

Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar

Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha. Bv: ye bomb kis liay rakha hy?
Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko bomb sy urra don ga
Geo Khan

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