Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

Saying,

"Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It."

Husband Gifted Her

A Weight Machine.

May, 15 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2875 views Funny

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Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,

Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,

Aap Ka sMs Karna B Lagti 1 Saazish Hay,

Kya Really Aap Hum Ko Miss Karte Ho,

Ya Haathon Men Aap K Khaarish Hay........

heerranj soni

Heer..Ranj

Soni..Maiwal

Laila..Majnu

Sahiba..Mirza

Romio..Joleat

Sasi..Panu

Sheren..Frhad

Aur

Coming Soon

The Bigest Lover Of 2009

Sheery Zardari ;->

Yaad Kere Hain Tumhain Tanhai Main

Yaad Kere Hain Tumhain Tanhai Main

Dil Dooba Hai Ghamo''n Ki Tanhai Main

Humain Na Dhonndo Dunya Ki Parchai Main

Hum Milenge Tumhain Tumhari Girlfriend Ki Razai Main . . .

HaPpY WiNtEr. . .

shaitan ko kar rahey hein khush,

shaitan ko kar rahey hein khush,

Dono bhai mush and bush

There r 101 reasons 2

There r 101 reasons 2 miss some1but v need just 1 reason 2 hate some1But 2 remember a friend like UI don''t need any reasonI Simply say"Meri Mat Mari Gai c"

''Kajol is a terrorist and she used

''Kajol is a terrorist and she used
shahrukh khan in 9\11 blasts!
Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover!
Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan" :p :-D''

Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..

Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..

Maine gate khola,
Chowkidaar bola..

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All iz well..

~SPORTS NEWS~

~SPORTS NEWS~

The Most Dangerous Match of 2009 Coming on MAY 12 Between MQM & ANP, on the Roads of KARACHI.
Both Teams r waiting 4 this Match...
ANP called his Talented Players 4m Tribal Areas..
MQM will Play with his local but most experience Players..
Umpires: POLICE & RANGER... Live & Exclusive only on TV.. Don''t Miss it.. For more detail Visit Karachi on May 12 at 8am till 10pm.. ;->

Sardi Ho Gayi Hai?

Sardi Ho Gayi Hai?
Haan
Naak Bhi Band Hai?
Haan
Sir Bhi Fat Raha Hai?
Haan Bah Haan!
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To Ye Msg Padna Kya Zaruri Tha.... !!

*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''

*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''

''*"Apni Zakaat"*''
Kheraat Sadqaat

Or

Qurbani ki Khaalen
Wapda Ko Dijiey

Is
Se Apko Akhrat
Me Ajjar

Or Dunia
Me Bijli MiLe Gi

what is the fullfor

What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"

O: Originally

B: Born In

A: Africa To

M: Manage The

A: Americans ... ;->

Pesh hai... For the first time

Pesh hai... For the first time
In your Mobile
Nahati hui Larki.

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Aaj thhand hai, Kal nahaegi!

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