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Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car
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Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car
Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car
Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car
Saying,
"Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It."
Husband Gifted Her
A Weight Machine.
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Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hot
Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hote hain?
Apki baat nahi horahi janab,
AB SOCHEN,
OR SOCHEN,
BATAYEN NA!
NAHI-PATA?
"POPCORN"
A public Service Msg
A public Service Msg
Agr aap k kisi aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain .
Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . !
"Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien"=P;->
Whn V Drink
Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven
So
Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven
Ye awaaz pehchano,
Ye awaaz pehchano,
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Maine awaz pehchanne ko kaha hai nikalne k liye nahi...!
MOTOROLA K Add Mai
MOTOROLA K Add Mai ADNAN SAMI K Liye Kya Message Hai..?
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HELLO MOTO... ;->
KArAchi RoCk3rS
Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay
Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay
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Nichay kia talash kar rahe ho Joke to upar hai
Zardari Celebrating His
Zardari Celebrating His
Victory Singing ...
"Bachna Ae Ghareebo''n
Lo Main Aa Gaya
Fasaad Ka Aashiq
Aman Ka Dushman
Apni Ada Hy
Bibi Se Juda .. Hey Ho " =D =P
deposit it in my account
Sending You A Cheque Of
Rs Hapinessssss/-
When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE
Withdraw it From My Account
&
Whenever U r Too HAPPY
Deposit IT In My Account ... (:
1st girl- my dog is
1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper boy nd brings it to me.
2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!
Survey Subject:
Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.......?
Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.
what do you do if
what do you do if a irish man through''s a pin at you ... ... you run cause he''s got a grenade in his mouth
Banta ek sadhu se bola"
Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi Hal batao.
Sadhu : Beta, hal hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
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