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Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car
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Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car
Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car
Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car
Saying,
"Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It."
Husband Gifted Her
A Weight Machine.
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May, 15 2010
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light aa rahi hai?
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He Nurse Se bola
LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse: No
Bacha Bola: Oh no
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun..
give me sweet kiss
Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati
Father: Tujhe kese pata?
Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"
kaha 2 thappad marti hai
What Is The Moral Of Movie
What Is The Moral Of Movie
Om Shanti Om . . . ? ? ?
Ek Chutki Sinduur Ki Qeemat . . .
Ramesh Nahi Janta . . . ;->
''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.''
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T h e
B i g g e s t
F o o L
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T h e
W o r l d
''B u t''
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D n t
K n o w
Y o u r
A d d r e s s .=P;->
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Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
btao ye konsa zamana hy?
TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?
Main naha rha hon
Tum naha rhe ho
Wo naha rhi hy
Ham sab naha rhe hyn
STUDENT:sir, ye
BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
What would u call
What would u call the knee of a madhu makkhi ? ?
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Socho socho
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U know it,
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Bolo bolo
.Ansr: BI-KI-NI !!..(bee ki knee)
dog fell in love with a cat
A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai
Arz Kia Hy ..
Arz Kia Hy ..
Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy
Wah Wah
Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy
Wah Wah
Aur Saanp Side Main Beth K Hans Raha Hy ... ;->
Baniye ki wife bimaar
Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena
Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,
Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p
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