Qalam do chaar jaib mein rakh leta hoon main. Mere ehbab mein iss se meri toqeer barhti hai. Parhne likhne ki to fursat nahin milti. Naala daal leta hoon jab bhi zarorat parti hai .
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?