Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

Saying,

"Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It."

Husband Gifted Her

A Weight Machine.

May, 15 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 3083 views Funny

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Pakistani And American

Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha..

Machchar ne apko kata
wo uska Junun tha..

Aapne khujli ki wo apka
Sukun tha..

Chah kar bhi aapne use
nahi mara...

Kyonki uski ragoo me
apka khoon tha..-;>

A man robs

A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".
The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->

If U R Going

If U R Going Through HELL Then ???

Then ??
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Then ??
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Then ??
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Keep Going :)

Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai

Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?

jab sidhu laughter challenge main

hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai-

bas kar mere BAAP

6 reasons to prefer GUNS

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:
U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)

T^r^u^e F^a^c^t

T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant

And

This Constant Is
Always Zero ... ;->

Lage Raho

Lage Raho
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Lage Raho
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Koi Kuch Nahi Kahe ga
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Aur Kahe Ga Bhi Tou Kaunsa Farq Pare Ga.....
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Lage Raho
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Besharmo''n ki Terha Sms Receive Kerne Main....... ;->

On Ur Single Smile

On Ur Single Smile Thousands Ppl Die So ?

Keep Smiling
Nd

Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN

But….

Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror

Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay

perfect example for newtons 3rd law

Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?

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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
:D

Panni ko ullu bna dia

Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia

Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.

Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.

Wife Opens d Door.

Sharabi asks Who r u?

Wife:How dare U 4get Ur Wife?

He answer:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai.. ;->

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