Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car
Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

Saying,

"Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It."

Husband Gifted Her

A Weight Machine.
  

May, 15 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     3085 views       Funny

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why u feel lonely n cant see anyone arround u
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and d world seems 2 b DARK,
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everything seems FAR,
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com wid Me hold my hand n I''ll take u
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to An
EYE SPECIALIST..............
Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you
Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary
Hanso



Cheeko





Chillao





Uchlo Koodo





Seetiyan Maaro





Abu Ko Bataoo






Ami Ko Bataoo





Elaan Karwao






Bhangra Paao






Khush Ho Jao






K Tum Jiase Logo’n Ko Bhi Mere Sms Aate Hain. . .
How amazing!! – A mother makes her son “INTELLIGNET” in 20 years, but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins…


Definition of Laziness:-

"Its a talent

of taking rest

before you get tired!!"
Teacher: biwi,begum,wife main kya faraq hy ?
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Pathan: Kuch khas nahi ye bhi ye bhi India , Baharat , Hindustan ki tarhan ek hi dushman ke 3 naam hain......!
Long back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace

and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!

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Because that was the DEAL ..!
Its God''s responsibility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations.

Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.

PaKisTan Armed Forces ;->
''Kisi ka jhoota peene se shifa milti hai Ajmal!
Kameena ye bolte bolte meri sari Pepsi pi gaya!''
A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His Wife Yelled: "How Would You Feel If You Don't See Me For Two Days?" The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: 'That Would Be Great'! Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her...... Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too..... On Thursday His Swelling Became Better And Now He Could See Her From The Corner Of One Eye... =P