1. I may be paranoid,

1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn''t mean they are not really out to get me.

2. What''s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.

3. What''s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.

May, 22 2010 255 chars (2 sms) 2519 views Funny

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''1 pathan angoor bech

''1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.''

dentist ki beti

Dentist Ki Beti-

Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?

Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua

Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya

American. Chinese. Pakistani.

American.
Chinese.
Pakistani.
Chand par ponch gay
3no ne nechay jhank kar dekha to zamen pr 1 lambi line nazr aye.
American ye funelait ki building he
Chinese nhi ye
Dewar-E-Cheen he.
Pakistani paglo na ye koi building he or na koi dewar

ye pakistan mai UTILITY STORE k bahir aata lena walo ki line hay.

ArE You MaLe Or Female?

ArE You MaLe Or Female?

Answer Ke Liye NEachay Dekho

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Bewakof Yahan Nahi Apne NEachay -:)

Kon Kehta Hai Ke

Kon Kehta Hai Ke Pakistan Main Job Nahi Milti...

Yeh Lo Jhaaroo..
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Aur Shandaar Career Ka Aaghaz Karo..!;>

pathan namaz parh

Pathan Namaz Parh
Rha The
Dost Us k Barey Me
Kisi Ko Bata Rha Tha k
Ye Barey Namazi, Rarhaizgar
Aur Muttaqi Hyn

Pathan Namaz Tor Kr
Bola Me HAJI n Hoon ... ;->

in sh0rt poooooon

Uthamam dadadath padham,
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madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,

kanishtam thur thuria padham,

sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P

In sh0rt,

Poooooon... ;->
Uthamam dadadath padham,
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madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,

kanishtam thur thuria padham,

sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P

In sh0rt,

Poooooon... ;->

A Psychiatrist

A Psychiatrist

Is A Fellow

Who Asks You

A Lot Of Expensive
Questions

Which

Your Wife Asks You
For Nothing ;->

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Khuda ki qasam tum bohat khubdurat ho

Khuda ki qasam tum
bohat khubdurat ho

Dunya kei nazar se khud
ko bacha lo

Kajal ka teka to
tumhary liye kam hay

EK Kala"TAWWA"he
galay may latka Lo......-;>

Woh kon hai ?

Woh kon hai ?

jo ,,

Uchaal Uchaal K Paida hOta hai ??

Peachano Kon?

Socho ??

Aray socho na ??

Tauba

Soch to sahi

ay loo

aray Budhu

" POPCORN"

JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK

JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK

After 03 Days

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Nhi smjhe?

03 Din Baad Aap AZAD Hojayenge

Phr 11 Mahine ki AZADI

So,

In advance,

"AZADI MUBARAK" ;->

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1. I may be paranoid,

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