SAJJAD Ali ne b kya khoob kaha hai k

SAJJAD Ali ne b kya khoob kaha hai k

"chal rehn day"

May, 25 2010 70 chars (1 sms) 2238 views Funny

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Shohar Biwi se
Tu Chandramukhi main surajmukhi
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi
chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,main bhi sukhi

''Whenever i want youe

''Whenever i want youe presence, I read ur sms
Whenever I want to see you, I close my eyes
Whenever I want to hear your voice,
I throw stone on dog!!''

Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun

Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun

"WasSI"
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Khatam Ho Gai Zindagi Par Bachi Koi Na Phasi... =P ;->

height of jhatka

Height Of Jhatka

A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy''s Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?

GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,

B4 Operation.

Zardari: . . . .

Zardari: . . . .

Bachna Aey Kamino Lo Main Agaya . . .

Ezat Ka Dushman,
Lotero Ka Dost,
Apni Ada Hai B.B Se Juda . . . :D ;->

Teacher asked : What is Ur caste

Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Student: Pehle to hum Singh the,
fir Rajput the,
fir Sharma ho gaye
abhi hai Darzi
Aage Mummy ki marzi

Full of Emotion shair:

Full of Emotion shair:

Ab to zindagi ka maqsad hai tujhe apnana.

A for Apple B for Banana.

If you are MAD, I am your DAD.

Pappu mulk ko

Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..

''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
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Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->

Interviewer asked sardarji:

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

faqeer rupia dede b

Faqeer
Rupia Dede Baba"
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Aadmi
"Sharam Nahi Aati
Itne Hattay Kattay Khubsurat Nojwan
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho''?
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Faqeer
"Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede"..

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye.
Par jab pata chala ki nazarein hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye

aaj humara unwaan hai maa

Aaj humara unwaan hai....
*" MAA "*

Maa kon hoti hai?

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Abbu ki wife...
Itna b nhi pta.?? =P ;->

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SAJJAD Ali ne b kya khoob kaha hai k

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