G-reat H-ot O-ne in million

G-reat H-ot O-ne in million
You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique



Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi na..
  

May, 25 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     1809 views       Funny

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